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Own your very own ghost in a jar!

That's great. Do they also have "Girlfriend in a jar?" I'm looking for the sex without all the talking and commitment crap. Do her, stick her back in the jar. Put jar in closet. Close door. Nice.
 
Wasn't there some sort of Ghost painting or print or something that was making the eBay rounds last year?
 
Originally posted by: MichaelD
That's great. Do they also have "Girlfriend in a jar?" I'm looking for the sex without all the talking and commitment crap. Do her, stick her back in the jar. Put jar in closet. Close door. Nice.
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They're called blow up dolls. Just deflate and replace back in jar.
 
Originally posted by: dabuddha
Originally posted by: MichaelD
That's great. Do they also have "Girlfriend in a jar?" I'm looking for the sex without all the talking and commitment crap. Do her, stick her back in the jar. Put jar in closet. Close door. Nice.
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They're called blow up dolls. Just deflate and replace back in jar.
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Um...damn, you're right. *backs out of thread...quickly* 😱
 
Only in Arkansas. I'll have to bid on this item before it ends. I need a ghost for a certain mansion I own.
 
Originally posted by: MichaelD
That's great. Do they also have "Girlfriend in a jar?" I'm looking for the sex without all the talking and commitment crap. Do her, stick her back in the jar. Put jar in closet. Close door. Nice.
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WOW....I guess people will buy anything.



Guess I could fart in a mason jar and seal it with wax and put some funky symbols on it and sell it on Ebay for like 50.00!
 
I consider myself an expert demon hunter and would take this off his hands for nothing... I can't afford the price... but knowing me I would just pee in it or something... see how much the ghost likes a home full of my stinking urine.
 
Originally posted by: Nyical
WOW....I guess people will buy anything.



Guess I could fart in a mason jar and seal it with wax and put some funky symbols on it and sell it on Ebay for like 50.00!
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It was already done last year.
 
While lying in bed, this "thing" fell on me and it felt like I was being pushed down thru the bed and the floor, into a pit if you will! I struggled with it and managed to somehow escape its clutches.
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This has happened to me. It's a normal human phenomenon.

I have a haunted used condom for sale.

 
Originally posted by: MichaelD
That's great. Do they also have "Girlfriend in a jar?" I'm looking for the sex without all the talking and commitment crap. Do her, stick her back in the jar. Put jar in closet. Close door. Nice.
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yea, its called a fleshlight
 
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