Owie!!!..this must sting just a bit.

Platypus

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It also appears that the second one won't be getting any action for a while.

"2nd degree burns from the waist down"


Eeek :p
 

SagaLore

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I don't know what's scarier - the burn on his butt, or that fact that he's not wearing any underwear under those shorts :Q
 
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Originally posted by: SagaLore
I don't know what's scarier - the burn on his butt, or that fact that he's not wearing any underwear under those shorts :Q
Underwear causes chafing with the skin tight pants. Going commando is much more comfortable. This was discussed in the thread I linked to.
 

Fausto

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Originally posted by: yakko
Unfortunately I know exactly how that first guy feels.

Yakko: Hey, let's go check out this new club tonight!

Fausto: Um, what kind of place is it?

Yakko: I don't know, but it has a cool name.

Fausto: Which is...?

Yakko: It's called "Humiliation House"....sounds cool, huh?

Fausto: Um, not really. I'll pass.

Yakko: Alright...I'll be sure to call you later to tell you how much fun I had.


******hours pass******

*phone rings*

Fausto: Hello?

Yakko: Dude. You were right, that club was not what I expected.

Fausto: How is that exactly?

Yakko: I ended up onstage tied to a rack with some chick called Mistress Mona whipping my ass and telling me I'd been a bad boy.

Fausto: At least you met a woman there, right?

Yakko: That's not funny. I'm gonna go put some Neosporin on my butt and go to bed.

:p