OW OW OW OMG OW IEEEEEEEEE!

[Keego]

So I was teaching a friend to play tennis today, and I was smirking (couldn't help it) when she was hitting against the wall, so she *hit* a ball right at my crotch! needless to say, it found it's target and there were tears in my eyes.


my god the pain. :Q

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

I bet that hurt! That will teach you to never try to teach a woman anything.... it always ends up bad like that.

 

[MustangSVT]

is that why there's 2? incase one pops?

jokings aside i hope it wasnt too bad.. i know how that feels... ever fell on a bike the "WRONG" way?

 

[Rent]

<< So I was teaching a friend to play tennis today, and I was smirking (couldn't help it) when she was hitting against the wall, so she *hit* a ball right at my crotch! needless to say, it found it's target and there were tears in my eyes.


my god the pain. :Q >>



Is she hot? PICs???

 

[JediHacker]

ROFLOL
I no how that fills

 

[SaltBoy]

OMG!!! OH NO! AIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! NOOOOOO!O!OO!O!!!!

 

[Keego]

<< Is she hot? PICs??? >>



yes, but she's pretty religous and doesn't believe in relationships, plus she has pretty bad self esteem.

Pics? what, you want pics of my testicles?

 

[Rent]

<<

<< Is she hot? PICs??? >>



yes, but she's pretty religous and doesn't believe in relationships, plus she has pretty bad self esteem.

Pics? what, you want pics of my testicles? >>



Doesn't believe in relationships? Damn man...

Hope you feel better. And no, I don't want pics of your grion

 

[Killbat]

"she's pretty religous and doesn't believe in relationships"

But assaulting people is fine...

 

[Adul]

LOL that has to hurt

 

[SaltBoy]

<< yes, but she's pretty religous and doesn't believe in relationships >>



What religion does she belong to that makes her believe that relationships are wrong? If you're talking about sexual relationships, sure, but just boyfriend-girlfriend relationships in general...?

 

[lesch2k]

ouch - sorry

 

[Yo Ma Ma]

An eye for an eye, a ball for a ball, one racket to rule them all.

 

[Mookow]

Man, you think that's bad (and it is), I saw a guy on my high school wrestling team dislocate a testicle. He screamed, puked, went into shock, and passed out. They took him to the hospital, and they eventually found his nut near his pancreas (sic). Oh, BTW, yes the scream was VERY high pitched.

 

[tallest1]

<< What religion does she belong to that makes her believe that relationships are wrong? If you're talking about sexual relationships, sure, but just boyfriend-girlfriend relationships in general...? >>

I'm not gonna start a flamewar here but some people do believe that a boy-girl friendship is IMPOSSIBLE - where no matter what you do, the friendship would inevitably get to a sexual level. I almost fell for it until I realized that ugly friends of the opposite sex do exist.

When you get hit in the nuts, suck it up! It'll prove to the lady that you can take anything!!!

 

[woodly6]

If you have it on tape, I am sure that Bob Saget would give you $10,000 for it!

 

[Keego]

<< What religion does she belong to that makes her believe that relationships are wrong? If you're talking about sexual relationships, sure, but just boyfriend-girlfriend relationships in general...? >>




I'm talking about relationships as in going out on dates/etc, having friends of the opposite sex is fine with her, actually she's the "huggy" type so it's kind of difficult to grasp her standards (or limits, whatever you want to call it)

and it's her decision, not religion, I just blame religion because she's pretty religious but not like out in public, she just has good standards of living.

BUT this is a story about my groin, not about her, or else it would be classified as another "aah a girl likes me eek" thread