ow, my pointer finger really hurts...

[neonerd]

i got a really bad paper cut today in school....my friend ripped a newspaper out of my hand and *slice*

 

[krunchykrome]

Chop the finger off NOW...while there's still time.

 

[dighn]

suprglu!

 

[FoBoT]

quit putting it up your butt

 

[AccruedExpenditure]

Super Glue is your friend.