Overclocking My Sheepo

[yerkel]

I'm attempting to overclock my Sihzu/poodle. I don't spell these things often; that spelling is unquestionably wrong. However, right now, he's just laying there...breathing...but not really doing anything (likely running around 33 Mhz). I figure I immerse him in water and keep him there, I can likely have him running about 5 Ghz...what do you think?

-Yerk

 

[yerkel]

Look at him! He could easily do 5 GHZ:

http://www.daveeyre.8m.com/XMas/tuffy 4.jpg

 

[SWScorch]

Hmm, if we average a top sustained speed of 15MPH, then with a little math, let's see, that comes out to 91.67KHz. If you immerse it in mineral oil and aplly a steady stream of 12V, He could easily hit 1MHz.

BTW, you are a sad sad person.

 

[HappyPuppy]

I can asure you that, after thirteen years experience, Sh!tzu's are non-overclockable. Top speed and idle are one in the same. You don't need to waste your money buying a leash for them because they won't walk more than six steps before they lay down.

Geez. I had to spell Sh!tzu with an ! instead of an i because the AT censor thought I was saying sh!t, only with an i.

 

[Nack]

You may want to try alt.fetish.needlife.dogs... sheesh