Overclocked Jesus Performs Miracles Faster

[mithrandir2001]

"We had all the bread and fish and wine that we ever needed"

OC'd Jesus

 

[Evadman]

"When we got him up to about 3.75 GHz that was when we started having some problems like that hole in Tommy's abdomen and the sudden change of seasons"

Bwhahaha! Extra eyes for the blind!

 

[Martin]

Do you think Jesus forgives reposts like he forgives sins?

 

[mithrandir2001]

<< Do you think Jesus forgives reposts like he forgives sins? >>


Damn. I'll be back!

 

[Tates]

<< ...they expect to get Jesus saving people even faster when they figure out how to safely immerse him in liquid nitrogen. >>

:Q

Immerse is the operative word. Problem is he keeps walking on liquid Nitrogen.

 

[sandorski]

Shouldn't that be, "baptize him in liquid nitrogen"?

 

[VTBigBear]

blasphemy~~


hehehe funnny though... imagine Jesus reading ATOT...


"Save me Jebus save me" (Homer)

 

[b0mbrman]

<< hehehe funnny though... imagine Jesus reading ATOT... >>


If I was Jesus, I'd read ATOT

 

[SWScorch]

heh man someone posted this in another forum I frequent (its small, so no one here will have heard of it) and some bible-thumping 14-year-old ruined the entire thread.... Everyone else thought it was hilarious and he kept butting in with his comments...

I find it very humorous myself. However, I feel that the placement of the heatsinks could have been better. They should have placed them where the blood flow is closest to the skin: the neck, and temples, etc. Or they could have run a water hose around him and tried water cooling him...

 

[ILikeSprite]

repost manno

 

[toant103]

no pic of system