Outrage over forum Outage.

[techs]

Just sayin'

 

[shortylickens]

I plan to masturbate furiously to midget pron.
That should take at least 5 hours.

 

[Terzo]

Outage of forum Outrage?

 

[boomerang]

My dad used to say that he was so poor growing up that he only had one thing to play with. As long as you've got one too, you'll have something to keep you occupied for the short outage.

 

[Engineer]

I plan to masturbate furiously to midget pron.
That should take at least 5 hours.

But you do that whether or not the forums are down.

 

[techs]

I plan to masturbate furiously to midget pron.
That should take at least 5 hours.

But you do that whether or not the forums are down.

Hmmm. That would explain some of his posts.

 

[Terzo]

I plan to masturbate furiously to midget pron.
That should take at least 5 hours.

Welcome back! I don't know why, but there's just something about your posts and posting style that I enjoy.
Sorry about the gay, you can now return to your regularly scheduled neffing.

 

[shortylickens]

Welcome back! I don't know why, but there's just something about your posts and posting style that I enjoy.
Sorry about the gay, you can now return to your regularly scheduled neffing.

Can I get you to sign an affidavit to that effect?
I'll need it next time they ban me. And if I keep talking about midget masturbating I suspect it will be soon.

No matter. I joined a gym and two clubs when I was gone. Also got the email of a girl I really like.

 

[mmntech]

I plan to masturbate furiously to midget pron.
That should take at least 5 hours.

Is that why they call you Shortylickens?

 

[shortylickens]

Is that why they call you Shortylickens?

No its because I'm short and I lick.
duh!

 

[techs]

Is that why they call you Shortylickens?

No its because I'm short and I lick.
duh!

My eyes. My eyes!

 

[amdhunter]

No its because I'm short and I lick.
duh!

It's true. I'll vouch for him. :awe:

 

[Number1]

I plan to masturbate furiously to midget pron.
That should take at least 5 hours.

Where do you get your midget porn? Just wondering. Any members of the jackAss cast in it?

 

[Bl0cks]

Where do you get your midget porn? Just wondering. Any members of the jackAss cast in it?

let me google dat 4 u

 

[Terzo]

Can I get you to sign an affidavit to that effect?
I'll need it next time they ban me. And if I keep talking about midget masturbating I suspect it will be soon.

No matter. I joined a gym and two clubs when I was gone. Also got the email of a girl I really like.

Sure, I'd sign your petition. Though I think it might hurt your case more than help.

Also, :thumbsup: for life stuff. When you say clubs, do you mean the type where you dance to really loud music or the superior kind such as boxing or baking pie?

 

[shortylickens]

Pie club?


dear GOD!

 

[SandEagle]

No its because I'm short and I lick.
duh!

For some reason, I always see your user name as shortchicken

 

[TurtleCrusher]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czgZf0KYuh4&feature=related

Just sayin...

 

[Goosemaster]

I plan to masturbate furiously to midget pron.
That should take at least 5 hours.

Imma let you finish...

 

[sportage]

If you're outraged because a forum is down, I'd say its time for professional help i.e. get a life. Look outside... see the trees, the stars, smell the flowers, watch the kids play, ask your wife to remind you again what her name is? Pet the cat/doggie and maybe feed them while you're at it if its not already too late. Start you're own forum then bring it down for 5 hour maint. (just a few suggestions)

 

[MJinZ]

I have a huge mancrush on Shortylickens. The thought of the short sexy hairy dude justmakes me want to snorgle him so hard. Who else feels the same?

 

[Number1]

Nepal teen turns 18 and becomes world's shortest man


He is legal now for those interested.

 

[shortylickens]

Nepal teen turns 18 and becomes world's shortest man


He is legal now for those interested.

26 INCHES?!??

Dude, I once saw a porn with a black guy.......
nevermind.