"Out of the ordinary" Valentines Day presents?

[slugg]

So far, I'm lame and can't come up with anything cool. I don't want to do the generic "flowers, chocolate, and dinner" routine.

Do any of you have any ideas for something completely out of the ordinary?

 

[SSSnail]

You know, there's always the classic dick-in-a-box.

 

[TheVrolok]

Most of the "out of the ordinary" gifts I've given my SOs are based on inside jokes/stories/moments that wouldn't really apply outside the relationship.

 

[pstylesss]

Maybe you can get her a sprise, or a bucket, or you can has, or a sponge, or some bosco, or ... wait a second, those are things I could get or base a present off of with my SO... You don't know your girlfriend that well.

 

[endscape]

I got my girlfriend a couple things from http://www.squishable.com/.

...and a ton of flowers.

 

[bunnyfubbles]

glow in the dark anal beads

 

[DaWhim]

how about a pearl necklace?

 

[dahunan]

http://www.amazon.com/Vibratex...Massager/dp/B00005M1WE

^^105 5 Star reviews

 

[sdifox]

make a donation to a charity in her name. Like woman's shelter or something.

 

[meltdown75]

a pint of Dickins Cider

 

[pontifex]

name a star after her

 

[sdifox]

Originally posted by: dahunan
http://www.amazon.com/Vibratex...Massager/dp/B00005M1WE

^^105 5 Star reviews

please slap a nsfw tag on your post.

 

[DarrelSPowers]

I'm gettin my girl matching hi-top nikes an lingere. Thought that was a pretty good idea.

 

[IronWing]

A real cow heart stuffed with pink Hershey's kisses.

 

[jlee]

Originally posted by: sdifox

Originally posted by: dahunan
http://www.amazon.com/Vibratex...Massager/dp/B00005M1WE

^^105 5 Star reviews

please slap a nsfw tag on your post.

The link should be fairly obvious, no?

 

[sdifox]

Originally posted by: JLee

Originally posted by: sdifox

Originally posted by: dahunan
http://www.amazon.com/Vibratex...Massager/dp/B00005M1WE

^^105 5 Star reviews

please slap a nsfw tag on your post.

The link should be fairly obvious, no?

not when you just bought Hitachi Li-Ion power tools...

 

[lokiju]

I was at a black smiths last weekend and saw an iron rose, thought it was pretty unique idea.

Kicking myself now that I didn't get it for the wife.

Oh well.

 

[IronWing]

Get her a shelter cat. Everybody likes cats.

 

[rh71]

knew someone who worked at this place... sort of expensive but if you want uncommon...

http://www.uncommongoods.com/

 

[ivan2]

planned parenthood gift certificate.

 

[drum]

Originally posted by: meltdown75
a pint of Dickins Cider

I know once I have my Dickens Cider, I feel better almost immediately. Don't forget to try a Dickens Cider can

/Nick and Sonny Love

 

[Tobolo]

Originally posted by: bunnyfubbles
glow in the dark anal beads

:Q

 

[SirChadwick]

Originally posted by: dahunan
http://www.amazon.com/Vibratex...Massager/dp/B00005M1WE

^^105 5 Star reviews

LOLOLOL.

I think it's important to remember that this is an external vibrator. Sticking it in your "foxhole" is not recommended unless you are into things the diameter of a tennis ball (and I can't be judgmental about that, it's just not for me). Rubbing it on external genitals is the ticket, or buying an attachment that is smaller for internal stimulation.