Out of the Mouths Of Babes.....

[Total Refected Power]

Was talking to my nephew (8 yrs old) and hew was playing with my old(1970's) GI JOES at his grandmothers (my mom) house.

He had a question for his uncle: "Why don't they have weeners?" That's not right!"

Me: "Ugh, ugh... that's just the way they were made".

 

[hzl eyed grl]

<< &quot;Why don't they have weeners?&quot; That's not right!&quot; >>



......Cuz they weren't made at Oscar Meyer.

 

[ltk007]

GI JOE has a weiner now? That seems wrong...

 

[Yeeny]

What about Ken from Barbie? I mean, the poor boy was neutered in his prime! :Q

 

[Regine]

I know, every new Ken doll brought my hopes up - only to be disappointed

 

[Total Refected Power]

No, most of the &quot;new&quot; GI Joes are 4 inch tall and fully clothed. I guess he doesn't have the taller ones that have been brought back. I am sure they are &quot;penis free&quot;.

 

[piku]

<< I know, every new Ken doll brought my hopes up - only to be disappointed >>



I hope I meet a girl with such low expectations like you... they are only 5 inch dolls! Proportionally speaking...


hehe j/k its not like I need help in that department... ehh... err... crap im ruined now!

 

[Locutus of Board]

No, most of the &quot;new&quot; GI Joes are 4 inch tall

They must be irish

Why aren't they named GI O'Toole?

 

[Yeeny]

I hope I meet a girl with such low expectations like you... they are only 5 inch dolls!

Hey, they were 11 1/2 inches tall, so they could have put something there. But nooo, instead Barbie gets a big chest, and Ken is cheated.

 

[Regine]

No, kidding.

Btw, I've grown up and have much bigger expectations now

 

[Total Refected Power]

Hey, keep it clean guys. This is about the innocence of youth.

 

[Russ]

<< Why don't they have weeners? >>



Because they're married.

Russ, NCNE

 

[Zucchini]

Well we all know that kens gay, thats why he gets along with barbie so well

 

[breakit23]

Hhehe 8 year olds have weeners to ou know he probably doesnt know about csnsorship silly. Try to remember when u were 8 you knew about weeners too.

 

[piku]

<< Hey, they were 11 1/2 inches tall, so they could have put something there. But nooo, instead Barbie gets a big chest, and Ken is cheated. >>



oh thats right barbies were pretty big. I was thinking those little GI Joe sized figures



<< Because they're married. >>



Doesn't that mean the SHOULD have penises?

 

[Yeeny]

Well we all know that kens gay, thats why he gets along with barbie so well

Blasphemy! Ken was the manly man of my childhood, for years I thought all men wore toupees and swimming shorts everywhere they went. :Q