Our marketing dept is making a new corporate webpage

[cross6]

:disgust:

Flash, java applets, animated gifs, image maps


I need to tell them about web 2.0 😱

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: cross6
:disgust:

Flash, java applets, animated gifs, image maps


I need to tell them about web 2.0 😱

make sure they use frames for good measure😀

 

[EngenZerO]

hah, so its not going to be 56k friendly...

 

[FeuerFrei]

Make sure they throw in some scrollers, blinking text, and whatnot.

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: FeuerFrei
Make sure they throw in some scrollers, blinking text, and whatnot.

basically, mirror a xanga page😀

make sure NOT to make it w3c compliant as well😀

 

[ElFenix]

a really loud, tiled background would be awesome!

oh, and some midi sounds too!

 

[cross6]

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

Originally posted by: cross6
:disgust:

Flash, java applets, animated gifs, image maps


I need to tell them about web 2.0 😱

make sure they use frames for good measure😀

they do have iframes :/

 

[SampSon]

The pinnacle is when they use one of thoes mouse trails with your company logo or something else.

 

[JDrake]

You can borrow some ideas from my webpage if you wish
That was my first ever website 😛

 

[911paramedic]

Oh yeah, I found a site the other day that still has BLINKING TEXT. Thats right, I even checked the source to make sure it wasn't a mistake.

 

[mchammer]

Originally posted by: joedrake
You can borrow some ideas from my webpage if you wish
That was my first ever website 😛

ban for crashing my browser

 

[Reel]

Originally posted by: 911paramedic
Oh yeah, I found a site the other day that still has BLINKING TEXT. Thats right, I even checked the source to make sure it wasn't a mistake.

It still blinks in firefox. I was doing an assessment on an app recently that had the blink tag. I cried a little.

 

[Pepsi90919]

Originally posted by: joedrake
You can borrow some ideas from my webpage if you wish
That was my first ever website 😛

If you want to talk on aol istant messanger my sn is: h 3286 v2 rjg 98!

😕

 

[everman]

Needs music. We don't want a large file size, so make it a 3 second looping sample. Midi is a plus

 

[gentobu]

Tell them to embed mp3s and videos as well.

 

[FrustratedUser]

Originally posted by: everman
Needs music. We don't want a large file size, so make it a 3 second looping sample. Midi is a plus

Yeah, make it like a ytmnd page. Awesome!
The crack-head midi sounds will rock too. 😀

 

[Goosemaster]

Make sure to include a ridiculously large flash file encoded at ridiculous bitrates and at even crazier resolutions that requires a mimimum of a 2ghz CPU to play. For example, something like this: Like this one

 

[PurdueRy]

Originally posted by: joedrake
You can borrow some ideas from my webpage if you wish
That was my first ever website 😛

LOL that is awesome!

 

[timswim78]

The best is when a Web site has a flash movie as an "intro." I have never seen one that didn't suck.