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yea but that minivan has a ferrari engine swapped in.
right?
Hey, what's wrong with driving minivans?
The Married Man ThemeHey, what's wrong with driving minivans?
They have the utility of pickup trucks, without the bad gas mileage. Except for an upright refrigerator, it can carry anything a pickup can. Ours has no problem towing 3500 pounds (boat) on a regular basis. Fwiw, I keep the middle seat in the garage - I don't haul kids around. But, it's nice to be able to go pick up a couple dozen sheets of drywall & not have to worry about it raining outside (since they fit inside & the hatch will close).Do you really have to ask?![]()
The Married Man Theme
(To the tune of "Spider-Man") Married Man...Married Man
Drives Around In A Minivan
Got A Wife And Some Kids
His Whole Life's On The Skids
Hey There...
There Goes The Married Man
How's He Feel? Listen Dude
This Poor Guy's Really Screwed
Hangin' On By A Thread
Quart Of Milk Loaf Of Bread
Hey There...
There Goes The Married Man
Got A Big Gas Grill
Buys His Clothes At The Gap
And He's Just About
Had Enough Of This Crap
Married Man...Married Man
Friendly Neighborhood Married Man
Life For Him Has No Zing
Wife Won't Let Him Do A Thing
She Says...
It's About Time He Grew Up
Wherever There's A Screw-Up
You'll Find The Married Man
No need to get so defensive about your minivan.They have the utility of pickup trucks, without the bad gas mileage. Except for an upright refrigerator, it can carry anything a pickup can. Ours has no problem towing 3500 pounds (boat) on a regular basis. Fwiw, I keep the middle seat in the garage - I don't haul kids around. But, it's nice to be able to go pick up a couple dozen sheets of drywall & not have to worry about it raining outside (since they fit inside & the hatch will close).
They have the utility of pickup trucks, without the bad gas mileage. Except for an upright refrigerator, it can carry anything a pickup can. Ours has no problem towing 3500 pounds (boat) on a regular basis. Fwiw, I keep the middle seat in the garage - I don't haul kids around. But, it's nice to be able to go pick up a couple dozen sheets of drywall & not have to worry about it raining outside (since they fit inside & the hatch will close).
They have the utility of pickup trucks, without the bad gas mileage. Except for an upright refrigerator, it can carry anything a pickup can.
Copywrited I guess...couldn't find the audio from the john boy and billy show with a quick search.damn that jingle![]()
Olds approved then.They have the utility of pickup trucks, without the bad gas mileage. Except for an upright refrigerator, it can carry anything a pickup can. Ours has no problem towing 3500 pounds (boat) on a regular basis. Fwiw, I keep the middle seat in the garage - I don't haul kids around. But, it's nice to be able to go pick up a couple dozen sheets of drywall & not have to worry about it raining outside (since they fit inside & the hatch will close).
They have the utility of pickup trucks, without the bad gas mileage. Except for an upright refrigerator, it can carry anything a pickup can. Ours has no problem towing 3500 pounds (boat) on a regular basis. Fwiw, I keep the middle seat in the garage - I don't haul kids around. But, it's nice to be able to go pick up a couple dozen sheets of drywall & not have to worry about it raining outside (since they fit inside & the hatch will close).
Busted. I don't know jack about jack. :$I am thinking...., no.
:hmm:
Hey, I'm in the know.:ninja:
