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ProchargeMe

Senior member
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So I'm just driving around the city and I see this guy.
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highland145

Lifer
Oct 12, 2009
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Hey, what's wrong with driving minivans?
The Married Man Theme
(To the tune of "Spider-Man") Married Man...Married Man
Drives Around In A Minivan
Got A Wife And Some Kids
His Whole Life's On The Skids
Hey There...
There Goes The Married Man

How's He Feel? Listen Dude
This Poor Guy's Really Screwed
Hangin' On By A Thread
Quart Of Milk Loaf Of Bread
Hey There...
There Goes The Married Man

Got A Big Gas Grill
Buys His Clothes At The Gap
And He's Just About
Had Enough Of This Crap

Married Man...Married Man
Friendly Neighborhood Married Man
Life For Him Has No Zing
Wife Won't Let Him Do A Thing
She Says...
It's About Time He Grew Up
Wherever There's A Screw-Up
You'll Find The Married Man
 

DrPizza

Administrator Elite Member Goat Whisperer
Mar 5, 2001
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www.slatebrookfarm.com
Do you really have to ask? :D
They have the utility of pickup trucks, without the bad gas mileage. Except for an upright refrigerator, it can carry anything a pickup can. Ours has no problem towing 3500 pounds (boat) on a regular basis. Fwiw, I keep the middle seat in the garage - I don't haul kids around. But, it's nice to be able to go pick up a couple dozen sheets of drywall & not have to worry about it raining outside (since they fit inside & the hatch will close).
 

xeledon20005

Senior member
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The Married Man Theme
(To the tune of "Spider-Man") Married Man...Married Man
Drives Around In A Minivan
Got A Wife And Some Kids
His Whole Life's On The Skids
Hey There...
There Goes The Married Man

How's He Feel? Listen Dude
This Poor Guy's Really Screwed
Hangin' On By A Thread
Quart Of Milk Loaf Of Bread
Hey There...
There Goes The Married Man

Got A Big Gas Grill
Buys His Clothes At The Gap
And He's Just About
Had Enough Of This Crap

Married Man...Married Man
Friendly Neighborhood Married Man
Life For Him Has No Zing
Wife Won't Let Him Do A Thing
She Says...
It's About Time He Grew Up
Wherever There's A Screw-Up
You'll Find The Married Man

damn that jingle:eek:
 

Krazy4Real

Lifer
Oct 3, 2003
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They have the utility of pickup trucks, without the bad gas mileage. Except for an upright refrigerator, it can carry anything a pickup can. Ours has no problem towing 3500 pounds (boat) on a regular basis. Fwiw, I keep the middle seat in the garage - I don't haul kids around. But, it's nice to be able to go pick up a couple dozen sheets of drywall & not have to worry about it raining outside (since they fit inside & the hatch will close).
No need to get so defensive about your minivan.
 

lxskllr

No Lifer
Nov 30, 2004
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They have the utility of pickup trucks, without the bad gas mileage. Except for an upright refrigerator, it can carry anything a pickup can. Ours has no problem towing 3500 pounds (boat) on a regular basis. Fwiw, I keep the middle seat in the garage - I don't haul kids around. But, it's nice to be able to go pick up a couple dozen sheets of drywall & not have to worry about it raining outside (since they fit inside & the hatch will close).

^^^This. Minivans are great. I'll be looking at them for my next vehicle.
 

highland145

Lifer
Oct 12, 2009
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They have the utility of pickup trucks, without the bad gas mileage. Except for an upright refrigerator, it can carry anything a pickup can. Ours has no problem towing 3500 pounds (boat) on a regular basis. Fwiw, I keep the middle seat in the garage - I don't haul kids around. But, it's nice to be able to go pick up a couple dozen sheets of drywall & not have to worry about it raining outside (since they fit inside & the hatch will close).
Olds approved then.
 

SketchMaster

Diamond Member
Feb 23, 2005
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They have the utility of pickup trucks, without the bad gas mileage. Except for an upright refrigerator, it can carry anything a pickup can. Ours has no problem towing 3500 pounds (boat) on a regular basis. Fwiw, I keep the middle seat in the garage - I don't haul kids around. But, it's nice to be able to go pick up a couple dozen sheets of drywall & not have to worry about it raining outside (since they fit inside & the hatch will close).

And most of those things come with more gizmos than a BMW. I rode in a work buddy's van and I was blown away by the tech and storage these things have today.