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episodic

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The box becomes crumpled, sometimes the top will slide open, then in the middle of the night when reaching for your favorite goody in the cabinent, down - down rains the torrent of spaghetti. . .
 

aphex

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Originally posted by: episodic
The box becomes crumpled, sometimes the top will slide open, then in the middle of the night when reaching for your favorite goody in the cabinent, down - down rains the torrent of spaghetti. . .

You know the've sold those for decades right?
 

episodic

Lifer
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Originally posted by: aphex
Originally posted by: episodic
The box becomes crumpled, sometimes the top will slide open, then in the middle of the night when reaching for your favorite goody in the cabinent, down - down rains the torrent of spaghetti. . .

You know the've sold those for decades right?

Sometimes I live life like the professor on Gilligan's island. I find out about all the neat stuff long after it has been invented.
 

So

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Originally posted by: episodic
Originally posted by: aphex
Originally posted by: episodic
The box becomes crumpled, sometimes the top will slide open, then in the middle of the night when reaching for your favorite goody in the cabinent, down - down rains the torrent of spaghetti. . .

You know the've sold those for decades right?

Sometimes I live life like the professor on Gilligan's island. I find out about all the neat stuff long after it has been invented.

You know, the professor was able to build a working radio out of babmoo and coconuts. You had to pay someone for a box to put spaghetti in.
 

brtspears2

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The box that my pasta comes in works perfectly fine. I always lay the box flat so it doesn't get spilled.
 

episodic

Lifer
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Originally posted by: brtspears2
The box that my pasta comes in works perfectly fine. I always lay the box flat so it doesn't get spilled.

You never crumple the box then it is lopsided?

I'm admiring you with awe!
 

nan0bug

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Originally posted by: So
Originally posted by: episodic
Originally posted by: aphex
Originally posted by: episodic
The box becomes crumpled, sometimes the top will slide open, then in the middle of the night when reaching for your favorite goody in the cabinent, down - down rains the torrent of spaghetti. . .

You know the've sold those for decades right?

Sometimes I live life like the professor on Gilligan's island. I find out about all the neat stuff long after it has been invented.

You know, the professor was able to build a working radio out of babmoo and coconuts. You had to pay someone for a box to put spaghetti in.

bahahahhahah
 

NuclearFusi0n

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"The two hallmarks of all pantry knighthood are versatility and longevity. Now with its near indefinite shelf life, dry pasta certainly fits the bill. It does have three enemies though: air, light and wee little creatures. You can avoid all three by keeping pasta not in its original package but in a tin like this canister or some other airtight container."

--Alton Brown
 

Mallow

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I have something about 10x better than this that I got from the Container Store about 8-10 years ago :/
 

episodic

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Originally posted by: Mallow
I have something about 10x better than this that I got from the Container Store about 8-10 years ago :/



Well take a picture and share.
 

Squisher

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Originally posted by: So
You must lead a horrible, horrible life.

The OP should sue his parents for not having raised him in a home with the proper food containers.