Originally posted by: Moonbeam
Heisenberg, you seem relatively unimpressed with the power in your head.![]()
Like weed, right?Originally posted by: here4amission
Originally posted by: murphy55d
Yes, Parker Brothers sells a device which allows you to talk to dead people.
Uh-huh.![]()
yes...things like ouija boards are doors to worse things
Cause, you know, if I were the devil, I'd give a crap about some junior high kids with a peice of cardboard with the alphabet printed on it.when you mess around with things like ouija boards your messing with the devil, witchcraft....
al that, and its a door that can lead to worse things. lots of people think its fun and just a game. its messing with evil and can lead to worse evil things
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Originally posted by: Roger
Ouija boards are for the weak minded.
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HA HA HAAhaahaaaahaaahahahahaha
Ouija boards are fvcking cool. We once made one out of card board and wrote the letters and stuff with my friends blood (he just fell down skateboarding, we didn't have to cut him, but we would have ) .. anyways .. it was sweet. We hung out in a graveyard at 2:00 am next to this pond.. just the five of us .. nothing happened .. with the board .. but then someone looked over at the pond and at 2:00 am there were five ducs (there were five of us) and every single duck was jet black .. you ever seen black ducks before? They were all just sort of chilling in the pond right by us. Needless to say, we took off out of that graveyard like screaming banshees . never to return or touch a ouija board ever again.
Originally posted by: apoppin
Originally posted by: smpYES. American Black Duck Do You know WHY ducks DON'T fly upside down? . . . They Quack UP!Ouija boards are fvcking cool. We once made one out of card board and wrote the letters and stuff with my friends blood (he just fell down skateboarding, we didn't have to cut him, but we would have :| ) .. anyways .. it was sweet. We hung out in a graveyard at 2:00 am next to this pond.. just the five of us .. nothing happened .. with the board .. but then someone looked over at the pond and at 2:00 am there were five ducs (there were five of us) and every single duck was jet black .. you ever seen black ducks before? They were all just sort of chilling in the pond right by us. Needless to say, we took off out of that graveyard like screaming banshees . never to return or touch a ouija board ever again.![]()
The black duck occupies a variety of habitats across its breeding range. In Canada, the highest breeding densities of black ducks occur in the Great Lakes - St. Lawrence River region of mixed forests.
YOU HAD TO GO AND RUIN MY ENTIRE BELIEF STRUCTURE DIDN'T YOU???
DIDN'T YOU???
Now I'm fvcking royally pissed. This also means that the hot girl in heaven I have spoken to many a time really isn't there, and really isn't waiting for me to die to do naughty things with. I guess I should put suicide off for another coupla years then yet eh .. goddamit!
Originally posted by: Roger
Thank you for proving my point.Quote -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by: Roger Ouija boards are for the weak minded. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- HA HA HAAhaahaaaahaaahahahahaha Ouija boards are fvcking cool. We once made one out of card board and wrote the letters and stuff with my friends blood (he just fell down skateboarding, we didn't have to cut him, but we would have ) .. anyways .. it was sweet. We hung out in a graveyard at 2:00 am next to this pond.. just the five of us .. nothing happened .. with the board .. but then someone looked over at the pond and at 2:00 am there were five ducs (there were five of us) and every single duck was jet black .. you ever seen black ducks before? They were all just sort of chilling in the pond right by us. Needless to say, we took off out of that graveyard like screaming banshees . never to return or touch a ouija board ever again.
Originally posted by: smp
Originally posted by: apoppin
Originally posted by: smpYES. American Black Duck Do You know WHY ducks DON'T fly upside down? . . . They Quack UP!Ouija boards are fvcking cool. We once made one out of card board and wrote the letters and stuff with my friends blood (he just fell down skateboarding, we didn't have to cut him, but we would have :| ) .. anyways .. it was sweet. We hung out in a graveyard at 2:00 am next to this pond.. just the five of us .. nothing happened .. with the board .. but then someone looked over at the pond and at 2:00 am there were five ducs (there were five of us) and every single duck was jet black .. you ever seen black ducks before? They were all just sort of chilling in the pond right by us. Needless to say, we took off out of that graveyard like screaming banshees . never to return or touch a ouija board ever again.![]()
The black duck occupies a variety of habitats across its breeding range. In Canada, the highest breeding densities of black ducks occur in the Great Lakes - St. Lawrence River region of mixed forests.
YOU HAD TO GO AND RUIN MY ENTIRE BELIEF STRUCTURE DIDN'T YOU???
DIDN'T YOU???
Now I'm fvcking royally pissed. This also means that the hot girl in heaven I have spoken to many a time really isn't there, and really isn't waiting for me to die to do naughty things with. I guess I should put suicide off for another coupla years then yet eh .. goddamit!
Oui . . . I mean yes . . . put off that planned suicide
Uh-huh. What makes you think that I was "giggling" and moving the piece myself? As a matter of fact I was quite serious, and I imparted no motion at all to the piece. Because I didn't move the piece, the piece didn't move. The piece moves where you subconsciously want it to move. It's just that simple. I was as serious in the approach as I could have possibly been, I gave it a half-hour, and wonder of all wonders, absolutely nothing happened. This is not the dark ages people.Originally posted by: Oakie
Zemmervolt I played with it when I was about 12, with a group of friends that wouldn't get serious. Giggled, moved the piece themselves. Then got into it with people that didn't mess around and were serious. People talked to dead loved ones and that's when the fire incident happened.
Bingo. Neglecting the whole argument on the existance/non-existance of conscious deities (which is far removed from this thread and I won't discuss it here), why in the hell would Satan bother with that kind of crap? Goethe's devil (Mephistopheles) is a much more logical figure than a devil who goes around making people afraid of him.Cause, you know, if I were the devil, I'd give a crap about some junior high kids with a peice of cardboard with the alphabet printed on it.
What a dumbass.Originally posted by: Oakie
I didn't post my true story expecting you all to believe it. We did it in the kids bedroom that was adjacent to the backyard and that's how we got the hose so easily.
The worst part is that the one kid that tried summoning the devil had three relatives pass away in the next 6 weeks. Two of them brutally murdered in totally seperate incidents.
One aunt on his mothers side and one cousin on his fathers side. The grandmother died of natural causes.
He has always thought that it was his fault and he turned to drugs and now is a strung out heroin addict in and out of rehab. He was an honor student before.
Don't screw with the supernatural. I mean it.
Originally posted by: Arkitech
I was talking with some friends recently about the occult and the supernatural. We were basically trading stories that we had heard and the general consensus was that there really are supernatural forces at work in this world.
Whats your thoughts?
Originally posted by: Oakie
I didn't post my true story expecting you all to believe it. We did it in the kids bedroom that was adjacent to the backyard and that's how we got the hose so easily.
The worst part is that the one kid that tried summoning the devil had three relatives pass away in the next 6 weeks. Two of them brutally murdered in totally seperate incidents.
One aunt on his mothers side and one cousin on his fathers side. The grandmother died of natural causes.
He has always thought that it was his fault and he turned to drugs and now is a strung out heroin addict in and out of rehab. He was an honor student before.
Don't screw with the supernatural. I mean it.
Originally posted by: Roger
Great comeback,I like you too !Hey fvck you too.
