Grasshopper27

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A passenger on a jumbo was in dire need of the mens room, but it was always occupied. A freindly stewardess suggested that he used the ladies, but warned him that on no account must he touch the 4 buttons labelled:

W.W.
W.A.
P.P.
A.T.R.

As he sat there, his needs satisfied, curiosity overcame him and he pressed the button marked W.W. Warm water sprayed his bottom, so he thought this is a bit of alright and pressed the button marked W.A. Warm air dried his bottom. He thought these girls have it made, and so pressed the button marked P.P. This was a soft powder puff loaded with scented powder, and so he decided to try the last button marked A.T.R.

The next thing he knew was when he woke up in hospital, and a nurse assured him 'Your alright Mr Smith, but you really should not have pressed the Automatic Tampax Remover button......your willy's under your pillow.
 

DanTMWTMP

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Originally posted by: Steve819
That is so wrong.

sigh....is that for real?


at least he'll have a phantom willy...u knw, u heard those stories about phantom limbs...pretty cool stuff...now his brain will rewire ...he'll get to feel his willy @ his feet..(the willy area and the feet area in the brain are right next to each other...if one is deprived of sensory...it starts stealing from the surrounding areas...)

jacking off w/ ur feet...wtf...
 

Jfur

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Originally posted by: DanTMWTMP
Originally posted by: Steve819
That is so wrong.

sigh....is that for real?


at least he'll have a phantom willy...u knw, u heard those stories about phantom limbs...pretty cool stuff...now his brain will rewire ...he'll get to feel his willy @ his feet..(the willy area and the feet area in the brain are right next to each other...if one is deprived of sensory...it starts stealing from the surrounding areas...)

jacking off w/ ur feet...wtf...

yes, we females need help removing those pesky tampons, so we forced the airline industry to install them in every toilet :p
 

spanky

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this reminded me of a movie i saw on my plane ride back from hk two days ago. they showed ocean's eleven... anyone see it? remember the part where the black dude is about to set off the "pinch"... and he covers his sack? ehh... i thought it was kinda funny.
 

Skyclad1uhm1

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Originally posted by: ThisIsMatt
Originally posted by: BCYL
Originally posted by: Steve819
That is so wrong.

and so old...
Seriously, I think I heard this back in 6th grade...that was....9 years ago :Q

Yeah, it's old. But most jokes get repeated over and over again as the new generation hasn't heard them yet. The subjects may change, but the jokes do not.
 

ThisIsMatt

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Originally posted by: Skyclad1uhm1
Originally posted by: ThisIsMatt
Originally posted by: BCYL
Originally posted by: Steve819
That is so wrong.

and so old...
Seriously, I think I heard this back in 6th grade...that was....9 years ago :Q

Yeah, it's old. But most jokes get repeated over and over again as the new generation hasn't heard them yet. The subjects may change, but the jokes do not.
That...was...deep, man








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