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KAMPALA, Uganda -- A Ugandan woman bit off her husband's penis and testicles during an argument, police said on Wednesday. The woman, Annet Minduru, 30, was in police custody in the capital Kampala and could be charged with causing grievous bodily harm, said the officer in charge of
the station, Vigilius Okuni.
The case come on the heels of a survey showing high levels of domestic violence against women in some parts of Uganda. The independent Monitor newspaper said Minduru had bitten off John Ndekeezi's penis and testicles on Sunday night after her 45-year-old husband slapped her. "Because I was so drunk she overpowered me and by the time my neighbour came to my rescue, she had bitten off both my testicles and the penis," Ndekeezi told the paper. Minduru's account of events was not immediately available. The attack came only days after a man died in central Uganda after his wife, angered by his inability to provide for her and his two children, cut off his testicles. Last week Vice President Specioza Kazibwe told women legislators she had been forced to end her 23-year marriage because her husband had beaten her even after she was appointed to office. Her husband said he had beaten her only twice.
 

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KAMPALA, Uganda -- A Ugandan woman bit off her husband's penis and testicles during an argument, police said on Wednesday. The woman, Annet Minduru, 30, was in police custody in the capital Kampala and could be charged with causing grievous bodily harm, said the officer in charge of
the station, Vigilius Okuni.
The case come on the heels of a survey showing high levels of domestic violence against women in some parts of Uganda. The independent Monitor newspaper said Minduru had bitten off John Ndekeezi's penis and testicles on Sunday night after her 45-year-old husband slapped her. "Because I was so drunk she overpowered me and by the time my neighbour came to my rescue, she had bitten off both my testicles and the penis," Ndekeezi told the paper. Minduru's account of events was not immediately available. The attack came only days after a man died in central Uganda after his wife, angered by his inability to provide for her and his two children, cut off his testicles. Last week Vice President Specioza Kazibwe told women legislators she had been forced to end her 23-year marriage because her husband had beaten her even after she was appointed to office. Her husband said he had beaten her only twice.
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Oh thats hurts me to read it. Sucks to be a man in Uganda.
 

cjchaps

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Actually I think it bites to be a man in Uganda.


<< Oh thats hurts me to read it. Sucks to be a man in Uganda. >>

 

punkrawket

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now i can't see this happening..... how would he let this happen....

big argument.. she apologizes.. wants to give oral sex... bye bye buddy....
or
was he just walking around naked and took a nap after the argument....
or
was he just pointing around during/after the argument...
 

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<< Because I was so drunk she overpowered me and by the time my neighbour came to my rescue, she had bitten off both my testicles and the penis. >>



Damn this guy is too calm after just having his penis and testicles bitten off. I'd be more like, "SON-OF-A... That B_ _ _H BIT MY M@THA#*&#*$ NUTZ OFF... SON-OF-A..."
 

Mitzi

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now i can't see this happening..... how would he let this happen....

big argument.. she apologizes.. wants to give oral sex... bye bye buddy....
or
was he just walking around naked and took a nap after the argument....
or
was he just pointing around during/after the argument...


Just thinking that myself! :confused:
 

Nitemare

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Call it comeuppance

I have no respect for someone who would treat their women as a second class citizen...slightly below the household dog..

"I only beat her twice since she was elected to office" WTF???

I'd like to see some Taliban and Islamic women start munching on some nuts, especially after their "religious dogma" killed the 15 girls in the building fire. The mofo's beat them and prevented their escape from a burning building as well as prevented firefighters from rescueing them because they were not wearing the official garment of Islam.

These nuts patrol the street with clubs looking to beat on a woman who is deviating any...

Take the clubs away, take off the veils and munch away...Good riddance to bad rubbish
 

HKSturboKID

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DAmn.....those Uganda women probably have sharp tooth or something. How da heck do u just bit off flesh. I was eatin' a stake the other day and is medium rear, and I have a hard time tearing it apart with my teeth without using a knife. :confused: Now thinking about this makes me want to throw up.
 

Nitemare

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Hannibal Lector time?

Think you picked a weird thread to nef in
 

Pastfinder

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DAmn.....those Uganda women probably have sharp tooth or something. How da heck do u just bit off flesh. I was eatin' a stake the other day and is medium rear, and I have a hard time tearing it apart with my teeth without using a knife.


Oh God, ahh, don't think of such things please....
 

Eli

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Ahh.... That really is painful just to read...

I think it invokes some primal instinct to fall to the ground, clutching your crotch...
 

tops2

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sick!
and ouch!

but yeah..y would u even let urself get into a siguation like that?
 

Stifko

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reminds me of a joke....


what did jeffrey dahlmer say to lorraina bottit?



























you gonna eat that?

heheheheee
 

Nitemare

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Kind of reminds me of that NWA song...can't really name the title or link it..but one of the lyrics is

"don't matter just don't bite it" I think it is the lesson 2 song not the original one.