OUCH....Don't say I didn't warn you! (A Brutuskend JOKE)

Brutuskend

Lifer
Apr 2, 2001
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Two brooms were hanging in the closet; after a while they got to know eachother so well they decided to get married. One broom was, of course, the bride broom. The other the groom broom.

The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo.
The wedding was lovely. After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bridebroom leaned over and said to the groom broom, "I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!!!"

"IMPOSSIBLE!!" said the groom broom. Scroll
down.......

Are you ready for this!!?

Brace yourself; this is going to hurt...

Really bad...













"WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER."