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OT: Vodka, Cows, and other stuff...

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Rattledagger

Elite Member
#_______total________today________RAC_____Overtake_____Team name
01___103.106.871____523.439____417.647____impossible____SETI.Germany
02____48.023.956____546.741____415.924____impossible____BroadbandReports.com Team Starfire
03____40.566.815____186.545____157.683____impossible____Czech National Team
04____38.952.184____138.891____101.700____impossible____SETI@Netherlands
05____38.786.620_____71.345_____53.183____impossible____OcUK - Overclockers UK
06____37.502.340____278.111____217.312____impossible____L'Alliance Francophone
07____30.946.365____174.758____143.458____impossible____BOINC Synergy
08____29.464.260____181.744____136.036____impossible____Hardware Upgrade - Seti@home
09____20.509.673_____34.185_____25.712____impossible____Overclockers.com
10____18.636.644____577.441____454.701____impossible____SETI.USA
11____12.341.641_____38.266_____28.360____impossible____The Knights Who Say Ni!
12_____9.302.178_____78.389_____67.593____impossible____Team 2ch
13_____8.188.684_____16.607_____11.237____impossible____Universe Examiners
14_____6.930.584_____19.432_____16.587____impossible____Team Ars Technica Lamb Chop
15_____6.752.362_____35.879_____31.311____impossible____The Planetary Society
16_____5.603.241_____58.975_____49.994____impossible____Team Art Bell
17_____2.786.905_____39.880_____26.586____impossible____Planet 3DNow!
18_____2.784.296____-16.447____-12.756______218 days____Phoenix Rising
19____22.105.269_____88.078_____71.750____notanoption___TeAm AnandTech
20______-654.869______8.894________-55____impossible____PC Perspective Killer Frogs
21____-2.086.157_____28.939_____19.650______106 days____2CPU.com
22____-3.098.089____-50.056____-41.704____impossible____LittleWhiteDog
23____-4.120.970____-41.957____-27.106____impossible____Hewlett-Packard
24____-4.919.171____-34.455____-27.425____impossible____BOINC@Denmark
25____-5.168.947_____-7.990____-10.611____impossible____Portugal@Home
26____-6.839.940____-29.855____-28.111____impossible____Canada
27____-6.891.872_____66.760_____47.607______145 days____Picard
28____-7.004.612_____-2.372_____-7.953____impossible____Amateur Radio Operators
29____-7.550.543_____15.329_____19.192______393 days____Team MacNN
30____-7.798.576____-51.721____-36.487____impossible____Team EDGE
31____-8.260.907____-20.401____-13.830____impossible____Dutch Power Cows
32____-9.388.751____-15.404____-10.201____impossible____Team NIPPON
33____-9.825.282____-41.041____-30.362____impossible____BOINC SETI@home RUSSIA
34____-9.979.696_____-1.314________200____49898 days____SETI@China
35___-10.436.069____-61.593____-50.508____impossible____US-Distributed
36___-11.313.672____-57.324____-47.241____impossible____Lookers
37___-11.420.205____-26.753____-18.219____impossible____The Final Front Ear
38___-11.845.533____-41.646____-35.744____impossible____HispaSeti & BOINC
39___-11.941.592____-37.149____-29.984____impossible____Hungary
40___-11.998.219____-58.936____-44.569____impossible____World Wide S.E.T.I.
41___-12.101.822____-54.220____-41.759____impossible____SETI.hr
42___-12.150.331____-37.286____-32.876____impossible____Team MacAddict
43___-12.284.068____-33.681____-26.651____impossible____SETI@klamm.de
44___-12.287.533____-55.403____-45.181____impossible____Overclockers Australia
45___-12.302.335____-41.217____-35.069____impossible____forum.hwsw.hu
46___-12.541.494____-44.554____-35.702____impossible____SETI Sverige [Sweden]
47___-13.186.569____-64.845____-52.570____impossible____AstroSeti
48___-13.809.732____-49.333____-45.151____impossible____University of Oulu
49___-13.819.563_____37.165_____18.149______761 days____SETI@Taiwan
50___-13.854.326____-52.045____-44.698____impossible____SETI@Home Poland

Appart for Anandtech's stats, it shows how much more/less than Anandtech.
Also shows based on RAC how many days for Anandtech to overtake the team, or be overtaken by a team behind...


Planet 3DNow! up 1 spot, to #17.
Phoenix Rising down 1 spot, to #18.
Overclockers Australia up 1 spot, to #43.
SETI@klamm.de down 1 spot, to #44.
SETI@Taiwan up 2 spots, to #49.
SETI@Home Poland down 1 spot, to #50.


In other news...
Astropulse is scheduled for beta-testing when Seti_Enhanced is released.
BBC donats over £10k for a new server for the very popular Climate Change Experiment.
Climateprediction.net announces they'll stop using Trickles, since new studies has revealed for each Trickle the cpu-temperature increases 0.1 degrees Celsius.
Donations to SETI@Home have reached $175k.
Einstein@home reveals there's a gravitational hole at the White House.
Folding@home announces open beta test of FAH/BOINC will be forthcoming in the next days to weeks.
George W. Bush is the latest victim of Dick Cheyeney's marksmanship, the president got shot during the visit in Mexico.
HashClash has got 3 useful "collissions" in their MD5-testings.
IE 7 was released earlier today.
Jeff Cobb got a broken foot, after Matt Lebofsky took a Sun E450 for a spin around in the lab.
Korpela is swearing over the latest Linux-problems building Seti_Enhanced.
LHC@home-users has found most of the lost particles inside their computers, but a few has escaped into the wild.
MalariaControl is responsible for making the beta-testers sick.
No more daily SETI@Home-stats by me.
Orbit@home has released the 1st. windows-beta-build.
Predictor@home has finally fixed the "103%-bug".
QMC@home is TAS-project for April.
Rosetta@home releases a new application, fixing the "leave in memory"-bug.
SETI@Home gets sued by RIAA for distributing music to around 200k users.
Translator@home due to lack of interest and funding has been suspended.
University of Berkeley gets leveled to the ground by some mysterious rays from space.
Vodka-cow is currently being developed by TAandy and his helpers.
World Community Grid stops using the UD-client, and switches fully to BOINC.
X-rays of George W. Bush after the shooting-insident reveals he's got no brain.
Yes, I'm running-out of things to write...
Zeroed-out BOINC-stats due to a database-crash, everyone must start again.
 
Thanks Rattledagger 🙂

I'm glad I stopped in - I love the "news" 😉

But I can't tell which are true and which are not 😕 😀
 
Great laugh, and some is definitevly true ... which? YOU find out! 😉
Here is some help ...

I am sorry if the N-news is true. 🙁
I know the Q-news for being true, as well as the V-item.
Z-point: :shudder; (a distant "Bwahahahahaha, Buuuhaaahahaha is heard ...)

Thanks for the stats and news, Rattledagger! 😀

Oh BTW: to the tune of "X-ray ... ":

Do you know which the best kept secret in Sweden was? That the ex-prime minister of Sweden had only half a brain.
How? The killer had to shoot off his spine and aorta (The largest blood vessel in the body) to kill him. The autopsy showed why.
How do people know? Due to the new "Procurement of Secrets Act" the Swedish Parliament approved in 1994. The act was pushed through parliament to regulerize the spying in Sweden, to increase revenue to Sweden and thus to decrease the tax-burden on the Swedes.
How do I know about that act? I procured it just a week ago.
Did the Act work as intendend? Yes! The taxburden has decreased from 52.3487% to 52.345% and all the spies are registered in the "Secret Procurement Database".
How do I know about Olof Palme's half a brain? That secret was purchased and published by the weekly magazine "L'Express" in Paris.
Why is there no outrage in Sweden? Because so few Swedes know French and if they know it it is limited to "Pain riche", which the Swedes have reamed to "Baguette"
Hmmmm? Well, you also have to know the job requirements to become a member of government in Sweden: Half a brain, foot in the mouth and no spine.
Considering this I am not surprized that there is some brain and some spine in the government. ------------------------------------------------------ (U figger zat 1 out)
 
"SETI@Home gets sued by RIAA for distributing music to around 200k users."

sounds Like something they might do! :disgust:

"George W. Bush is the latest victim of Dick Cheyeney's marksmanship, the president got shot during the visit in Mexico."

Now I know we need better border protection.😉


"University of Berkeley gets leveled to the ground by some mysterious rays from space. "

Ah, that's why I can't upload my results. :frown:

Thanks RD
 
Thanks RD 😀
I'm still working on the new breed of cow. Taking samples regularly, hic! :beer:
You've heard of Jersey cows, Ayrshire's, Aberdeen Angus??
These are going to be called Smirnoffs.
And they are going to be equipped with optics instead of teats :beer:
Just don't ask me what happens when you pull the handle (tail) :Q
 
Thanks for the :laugh: RattleDagger

You've brightened a dismal day (just the weather.... all else is fine!)

-Sid

/me lets go of the poor buggar's tail.... hands Andy a glass..... and runs for cover 😛
 
Originally posted by: Insidious
Thanks for the :laugh: RattleDagger

You've brightened a dismal day (just the weather.... all else is fine!)

-Sid

/me lets go of the poor buggar's tail.... hands Andy a glass..... and runs for cover 😛
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Take an umbrella 😀
 
No fair. I'm stuck working in a house built in 1890, redoing the electrical stuff. (Actually adding lines for the AC units now--getting ready for the Texas Summer). And I missed all of the reposting of hijacked threads. 🙁 No fair. I'm going to have to do a recollection post. Yeah neffing @ work. 🙂

Ya'll have a good one. I'll be posting from home in a day or so. Gotta get back to work....
 
Originally posted by: Fullmetal Chocobo
No fair. I'm stuck working in a house built in 1890, redoing the electrical stuff. (Actually adding lines for the AC units now--getting ready for the Texas Summer). And I missed all of the reposting of hijacked threads. 🙁 No fair. I'm going to have to do a recollection post. Yeah neffing @ work. 🙂

Ya'll have a good one. I'll be posting from home in a day or so. Gotta get back to work....
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:laugh:

yeah..... get back to work.....

and leave that &^$^%$ COW outside where it belongs 😛

:laugh:
 
Yeah yeah. I finished the work. And now I'm reading these when I should be sleeping (which makes absolutely no sense, because I can read these at work... 😕 Oh well. Good night. See ya'll in the PM).
 
Feature request:

Unless we wish to limit its geographic distribution range to the Arctic Circle, the vodkow should come equipped with an internal refrigerating plant. You know, "best served chilled" and all that.

😛
 
Originally posted by: BespinReactorShaft
Feature request:

Unless we wish to limit its geographic distribution range to the Arctic Circle, the vodkow should come equipped with an internal refrigerating plant. You know, "best served chilled" and all that.

😛
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We don't have to drink it directly from the udder. I have no problem bottling and chilling. You can't have everything.... Or can we? Hmmm.....

You know, I was thinking about this. A cow has four stomachs. We could borrow one of the stomach, and use it for this purpose. We'd have to feed the cow enriched food to compensate (can't have our vodka cow dying on us)... Ahhh, progress.
 
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