President Clinton noticed a group of boys surrounding a dog.
Concerned lest the boys were hurting the dog, he went over and
asked, "What are you doing with that dog?"
One of the boys replied, "This dog is a neighborhood stray. We all
want him, but only one of us can take him home. So we've decided
that whichever one of us can tell the biggest lie will get to keep
the dog."
Of course, the president was taken aback. "You boys shouldn't be
having a contest telling lies!" he exclaimed. He then launched into
a ten minute sermon against lying,beginning, "Don't you boys know
it's a sin to lie," and ending with, "Why, when I was your age, I
never told a lie."
There was dead silence for about a minute. Just as the president was
beginning to think he'd gotten through to them, the smallest boy
gave a deep sigh and said, "All right, give him the dog."
LMAO
Concerned lest the boys were hurting the dog, he went over and
asked, "What are you doing with that dog?"
One of the boys replied, "This dog is a neighborhood stray. We all
want him, but only one of us can take him home. So we've decided
that whichever one of us can tell the biggest lie will get to keep
the dog."
Of course, the president was taken aback. "You boys shouldn't be
having a contest telling lies!" he exclaimed. He then launched into
a ten minute sermon against lying,beginning, "Don't you boys know
it's a sin to lie," and ending with, "Why, when I was your age, I
never told a lie."
There was dead silence for about a minute. Just as the president was
beginning to think he'd gotten through to them, the smallest boy
gave a deep sigh and said, "All right, give him the dog."
LMAO
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