OT take out your rage

[S Freud]

So I am going to school 200 Miles away from home, my girlfriend is still in highschool
(For reference I am only a freshman and we are the same age, I skipped the 2nd grade)
So I want to go home this weekend and a guy that I know was also going home, he said that if I split gas he would let me catch a ride, now to be a dick he is saying that he is not going home (we don't reall get along that well, we went to high school together and we had differences) he is a college sophmore, and he is being a total dick, give me any suggestions as a way to get back at this asshole.

Oh yea I almost forget the important part, I think the reason that he doesn't want to give me a ride is cuase he has it real bad for my girlfriend and doesn't want me to go and see her.

give me anything...anything

 

[swtethan]

tell him good sex stories about you and your girl and make him mad jelous

 

[S Freud]

Well this is the funny part, he heard us going at it one time...but he is still a virgin as a soph in college, I think that he would get off on something like that.

I know I know

 

[Bozono]

I just want to say congratulations on beating the swear filter.

I was thinking f*nge*bang her and then make him smell them. Crude but effective.

 

[swtethan]

pics? hahaha j/k


i dunno.... just ignore him, its not worth it

 

[TallBill]

stab him in the chest sixteen times

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: Bozono
I just want to say congratulations on beating the swear filter.

I was thinking f*nge*bang her and then make him smell them. Crude but effective.

LOL

 

[S Freud]

Originally posted by: TallBill
stab him in the chest sixteen times

I'm listening...tell me more

j/k

 

[S Freud]

Originally posted by: Bozono
I just want to say congratulations on beating the swear filter.

I was thinking f*nge*bang her and then make him smell them. Crude but effective.

LMAO

 

[S Freud]

thats all the suggestions? Wow I am totally surprised

 

[swtethan]

do you think you deserve a beating if you dont take me to the mall?

 

[illusion88]

Originally posted by: nthedrk
thats all the suggestions? Wow I am totally surprised

Well it's late.
I would pee in his mouth. People hate it when you do that.

 

[S Freud]

Originally posted by: illusion88

Originally posted by: nthedrk
thats all the suggestions? Wow I am totally surprised

Well it's late.
I would pee in his mouth. People hate it when you do that.

That has just given me a great thought, I heard about a joke where people pissed in a bunch of beer in someones fridge, thats what I am going to do, I will just piss in all his beer while he is gone, still looking for anything that is better though.

 

[swtethan]

okay if you must.... laxitives.... anywhere

 

[S Freud]

Originally posted by: swtethan
okay if you must.... laxitives.... anywhere

Also FTW! I have a prob with him and my roomie eating my food all the time (my roomie and him are good friends) that will be great

 

[marvdmartian]

Limburger cheese on his car's exhaust header. Especially now, when it's getting colder, and he's more likely to run his heat......

The smell that his car's heating system will take in will be noxious!! Hot burnt limburger cheese........mmmmmmm!!! :laugh:

Of course, this works much better if his ventilation is set to suck in the outside air and heat/cool it than if it just recycles. So you might have to adjust that as well. Tie the cheese to his exhaust manifold, so it stays on while he's driving.

Oh, and a dead fish under his car seat will smell wonderful after a few days too!! :evil:

 

[totalcommand]

Originally posted by: nthedrk

Originally posted by: Bozono
I just want to say congratulations on beating the swear filter.

I was thinking f*nge*bang her and then make him smell them. Crude but effective.

LMAO

double LMAO