OT: I can't resist :D

[TAandy]

Friday night again , two in a row

Village priest (if it's not too offensive )
"The priest in a small Irish village loved the cock and ten hens he kept in the hen house behind the church. But one Saturday night the cock went missing!
The priest knew that cock fights happened in the village so he started to question his parishioners in church the next morning. During Mass, he asked the congregation, "Has anybody got a cock?" All the men stood up.

"No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?" All the women stood up.

"No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock that doesn't belong to them?" Half the women stood up.

"No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen MY cock?" All the nuns, three altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up"

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On a lighter note, got a letter from the Ulster hospital this morning, have to go back for a colonoscopy (anyone remember this?) on Thursday 13th April. Thought (hoped) they'd forgotten about me
Means I'm going to be sitting on the toilet all day Wednesday
I hate Fleet Phospho-Soda :disgust:
For those not in the know, it's an extremely strong laxative type thing

 

[RaySun2Be]

Lol!

(the joke, NOT the colonoscopy. that is no laughing matter. Best of luck with that, the wife had to have one, so I am familiar with the "soda". Not as familiar as she is with it, but I've seen the results. heh. :Q)

Might as well keep the jokes going:

For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His
father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage
on this house is $280,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's
no way we can afford it."

The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out
the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"

Little Patrick told him, "I was walking past your room last
night and heard you telling Mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her
tell you to wait because she was coming too.

And I'll be darned if I'm staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage & no bike!"

 

[Insidious]

:laugh:

OK, my turn:

There was a man from Nantuckit...... who..... er, nevermind

:laugh:

-Sid

 

[TAandy]

Originally posted by: Insidious
:laugh:

OK, my turn:

There was a man from Nantuckit...... who..... er, nevermind

:laugh:

-Sid

???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

 

[Insidious]

..... he forgot his new hat but said ..... er nevermind

 

[TAandy]

Originally posted by: Insidious
..... he forgot his new hat but said ..... er nevermind

You're doing my head in :beer:

 

[Insidious]

His head was bald and shiny as glass, but his.... er, nevermind

 

[ProviaFan]

There once was a girl from Madrass,
who had a very fine ass.
It wasn't pretty or pink,
like what you might think,
but was brown, had long ears, and ate grass.

 

[TAandy]

Originally posted by: Insidious
His head was bald and shiny as glass, but his.... er, nevermind

Go to bed, now!!!

 

[TAandy]

Mods,
Any reason why the DC forum can't have an OT topic stickied?
Just for members of the DC forum, the ATOT forum scares the crap out of me !!

 

[Fullmetal Chocobo]

Originally posted by: TAandy
Mods,
Any reason why the DC forum can't have an OT topic stickied?
Just for members of the DC forum, the ATOT forum scares the crap out of me !!

I did a thread about that, but it seems like no one was interested.

 

[TAandy]

Originally posted by: Fullmetal Chocobo

Originally posted by: TAandy
Mods,
Any reason why the DC forum can't have an OT topic stickied?
Just for members of the DC forum, the ATOT forum scares the crap out of me !!

I did a thread about that, but it seems like no one was interested.

Just read it, excellent idea, it'll save all these OT posts from going everywhere!!
Wish I'd read that a few days ago!
And yes, I know I'm the main culprit

 

[TAandy]

Mods, stickied OT topic please

 

[TAandy]

Pretty please???
Just for those of us who are sh!t scared of going into ATOT!!
Edit:
Listening to The Sweet, Ballroom Blitz right now, blows your ears out

 

[Insidious]

******************* C-L-I-C-K *****************

 

[TAandy]

Originally posted by: Insidious




******************* C-L-I-C-K *****************

Hmmmmmmm, you'll pay for that :beer:
Indianapolis, I'll keep that in mind

 

[Insidious]

I was stationed at Bremmerton for a while.... You'll have to come here...

I am NEVER returning to Bummertown?

But Bangor was nice (got to see the sub base there)

Just remember... the only thing uglier than rain all the time is... corn!

Maybe we should meet in the middle somewhere............ VEGAS!!!!!!!!

they have free :beer:

 

[TAandy]

Originally posted by: Insidious
I was stationed at Bremmerton for a while.... You'll have to come here...

I am NEVER returning to Bummertown?

But Bangor was nice (got to see the sub base there)

Just remember... the only thing uglier than rain all the time is... corn!

Maybe we should meet in the middle somewhere............ VEGAS!!!!!!!!

they have free :beer:

You sound like my kind of guy :beer:

 

[scottish144]

Lols at joke :laugh: post it in ATOT. Might reach triple digits.

 

[networkman]

Thanks for the chuckles, Andy and Dennis!

 

[petrusbroder]

:thumbsup:

 

[trevinom]

This Mexican walked into a bar.....and yelled 'OUCH'!!

 

[Fullmetal Chocobo]

Grrr. My machine is down, and now the damn fan controllers won't fit in the bay. That sucks. More modding for me. And the plexiglass store is closed this weekend. This really sucks. Oh well.

 

[Insidious]

Need a bigger hammer!