OT: Are computers male or female?

stingygrrl

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Mods pls allow- we need a laugh. :D:D

Subject: Gender

An English teacher was explaining to his students the concept of gender association in the English language. He noted how hurricanes at one time were given female names only, and how ships and planes were usually referred to as "she". One of the students raised their hand and asked, "What gender is a computer?" The teacher wasn't certain. He divided the class into two groups: males in one, females in the other and asked them to decide if a computer should be masculine or feminine. Both groups were asked to give four reasons for their recommendations.

The group of women concluded that computers should be referred to as masculine because:

1. In order to get their attention, you had to turn them on.
2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
3. They are suppose to help you solve your problems, but half the time, they ARE the problem.
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a better model.

The men on the other hand, decided that computers should definitely be referred to as feminine because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is ncomprehensible to everyone else.
3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

Have a good day!

 

jcovercash

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my computer is so sexy, I sleep with her every night, sometimes I get some from her. J/K
 

murdock2525

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A computer is female.
Everything "plugs into" it.

Like a girl I knew once....If she had as many sticking out as she has had sticking in she'd look like a porcupine !!!
 

LoStZ

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<< my computer is so sexy, I sleep with her every night, sometimes I get some from her. J/K >>



Quick, someone get this man a therapist!
 

GrumpyMan

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Mine is female for sure. And a much improved female, the only one I know of that has an off button and shuts up when I want her to.
 

TravisBickle

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&quot;4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a better model.&quot;
well computers must be female, all calculating and no heart.

my computer's a b!tch so draw your own conclusions :D
 

Dark

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Lol we don't have that problem in french. The PC is OFFICIALY a &quot;him&quot;.
 

brinstar117

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Whahahahaha! This is the first time of heard of a &quot;gender analogy&quot; for a computer. aaah, i needed that :D
 

Macro2

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Computers are definitely a &quot;she&quot;...

Especially the fickle ones..

Mac
 

poopaskoopa

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Mine is bare, so, while I'd like to avoid personifying a PC, I'd call it a &quot;SHE&quot;



SHE, rather:eek:
 
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My computer is a slut....she doesnt mind that I bring him home another computer and play with other computers every night....heck sometimes she even joins in on the network ;)