OT: again, and again!

[TAandy]

no funnies tonight.
cant find any to share!
instead, a rant!!!

what is with the headphones you get with mobile phones???
no, what is wrong with my left earhole???
dammit!!!
the right one fits neatly inside, but the left one has to be forced in!
grrrrrr :|

 

[RaySun2Be]

no, what is wrong with my left earhole???

Years of hardened ear wax? 😛

😉 😉

😀

It's been a long, frustrating week, and if I start ranting, it won't be pretty. So I'll start with the funnies:

At the Mental Hospital

I was walking past the mental hospital the other day,and all the patients were shouting ,'13....13....13'

The fence was too high to see over,but I saw a little gap in the planks and looked through to see what was going on.

But when I looked, some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick.

Then they all started shouting '14....14....14'...

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Amazon Explorer

An explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly found himself surrounded by a bloodthirsty group of natives. Upon surveying the situation, he said quietly to himself "Oh God, I'm screwed!!!!!."

Suddenly, a ray of light from heaven appeared, and a voice boomed out: "No, you are NOT screwed. Pick up that stone at your feet and bash in the head of the chief standing in front of you."

So the explorer picked up the stone and proceeded to bash the living heck out of the chief.

As he stood above the lifeless body, breathing heavily [and surrounded by 100 natives with a look of shock on their faces], God's voice booms out again: "Okay ..... NOW you're screwed."

😀

 

[TAandy]

Originally posted by: RaySun2Be

no, what is wrong with my left earhole???

Years of hardened ear wax? 😛

😉 😉

😀

It's been a long, frustrating week, and if I start ranting, it won't be pretty. So I'll start with the funnies:

At the Mental Hospital

I was walking past the mental hospital the other day,and all the patients were shouting ,'13....13....13'

The fence was too high to see over,but I saw a little gap in the planks and looked through to see what was going on.

But when I looked, some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick.

Then they all started shouting '14....14....14'...

------------------------------
Amazon Explorer

An explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly found himself surrounded by a bloodthirsty group of natives. Upon surveying the situation, he said quietly to himself "Oh God, I'm screwed!!!!!."

Suddenly, a ray of light from heaven appeared, and a voice boomed out: "No, you are NOT screwed. Pick up that stone at your feet and bash in the head of the chief standing in front of you."

So the explorer picked up the stone and proceeded to bash the living heck out of the chief.

As he stood above the lifeless body, breathing heavily [and surrounded by 100 natives with a look of shock on their faces], God's voice booms out again: "Okay ..... NOW you're screwed."

😀

:laugh:

thanks Ray 🙂

 

[petrusbroder]

😛 ROFL! 😀

 

[Assimilator1]

Lol, thanks Den ,especially like the 2nd one 😀.

 

[TAandy]

rats!
400 odd hours down the tubes because of a client error (sigh) 🙁

 

[petrusbroder]

So 🙁 Have a :beer: