Osama had PR0N in his house - But the "sources" dont even get this right...

[flexy]

http://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/porn-found-osama-bin-laden-evidence-trove/story?id=13599025

According to some sources, Osama had porn in his house.

Reports from Abbottabad have said that bin Laden's compound was cut off from the Internet or other hard-wired communications networks. It is unclear how compound residents would have acquired the pornography.

The interesting thing is that other sources report a "wooden box with porn"..and there is significant discrepancy because you dont download internet porn "into a wooden box".

(Unless he burnt DVDs and stashed them away...lol )

I think its hideous how a simple press statement like that already contains a contradiction...makes you wonder whether its really true what you read.

THAT one is really funny:

The official said the pornographic material was found in a wooden box in bin Laden's bedroom and included electronically recorded videos.

Read again: in bin Laden's bedroom

and

Specifically, the officials said they did not know if bin Laden himself had acquired or viewed the materials.

No. Of course not, it was only there "for decoration" ("in bin Laden's bedroom") ...

/facepalm

 

[Steeplerot]

Imagine having to go through Baaaaaaaa-Ladens pr0n drive of his 4 legged ladies. Yuck!

 

[flexy]

"Veils Gone Wild!!"

 

[soundforbjt]

Probably had a copy of "Nailin' Palin" or "Camels Gone Wild".

 

[brencat]

The prOn wasn't for his viewing pleasure. It was stuff confiscated from the infidels and unpure.

Sure it was...

 

[dpodblood]

Bin Ladin had some porno dvd's in a wooden box. How is this relevant?

 

[TechBoyJK]

We already knew he liked hookers

 

[brencat]

Bin Ladin had some porno dvd's in a wooden box. How is this relevant?

You don't think there is something hypocritical or ironic that a religious fanatic terrorist who advocated a sharia-law based society which forces women to cover every inch of their bodies in public and be an uneducated 2nd-class citizen slave to men, was caught with a stash of prOn ?

 

[ConstipatedVigilante]

Bin Ladin had some porno dvd's in a wooden box. How is this relevant?

It's bad press for his movement. They're all supposed to be pure of soul or some shit. Of course everybody knows that's a crock, but for some, knowing that Dear Leader liked bukkake might cause a heart attack.

 

[soundforbjt]

You don't think there is something hypocritical or ironic that a religious fanatic terrorist who advocated a sharia-law based society which forces women to cover every inch of their bodies in public and be an uneducated 2nd-class citizen slave to men, was caught with a stash of prOn ?

Kinda like those religious right repubs caught having gay affairs?

 

[brencat]

Kinda like those religious right repubs caught having gay affairs?

If I were one of those 'sensitive' Republicans I might take issue with your commentary but since I happen to be a wallet-issue-only Republican, my response is... yeah, kinda like that (only 100x worse b/c of how their culture views women and how their faith requires men to be pure).

 

[colonel]

and the Porn found in Bin Landn stash will affect our National Security....

 

[YoungGun21]

Kinda like those religious right repubs caught having gay affairs?

This.

There will be plenty of laughs at OBL because he was Muslim, but oh how so many people quickly dismiss the fact that far too many Catholic priests are caught each year molesting children or with child porn or with gay porn or having affairs, etc...

 

[BladeVenom]

It was acquired at internet cafes and brought to the compound on USB thumb drives.

I want to know what kind of porn he watched. Did he prefer sheep or goats?

 

[Atreus21]

Goats gone wild.

 

[DesiPower]

Kinda like those religious right repubs caught having gay affairs?

Exactly, there you go.. I am glad you could correlate, ahhh.. finally a tree huger with 80+ IQ

 

[DesiPower]

This.

There will be plenty of laughs at OBL because he was Muslim, but oh how so many people quickly dismiss the fact that far too many Catholic priests are caught each year molesting children or with child porn or with gay porn or having affairs, etc...

Hey moron, do a search on Muslim bashing vs catholic priest bashing threads here. Although I see you have been here since 06 but it doesn't look like you read P&N or OT much. Douche will be a douche and will be criticized in ample irrespective of it religion

 

[woolfe9999]

and the Porn found in Bin Landn stash will affect our National Security....

In theory, it could reduce the popularity of AQ and its cause if the information is made known to the Muslim world because they mainly target conservative, religious Muslims for recruitment and support. However, I tend to believe that any Muslim already leaning toward sympathy with AQ and its goals will discount this as US government lies.

- wolf

 

[YoungGun21]

Hey moron, do a search on Muslim bashing vs catholic priest bashing threads here. Although I see you have been here since 06 but it doesn't look like you read P&N or OT much. Douche will be a douche and will be criticized in ample irrespective of it religion

Hey idiot,

I never once specified ATPN. I'm talking about the media as a whole. My life exists beyond these forums.

You don't think the country as a whole will dwell on this much more than they do for Catholic priests in these situations?

BTW, I read PN and OT all the time.

 

[DesiPower]

Hey idiot,

I never once specified ATPN. I'm talking about the media as a whole. My life exists beyond these forums.

You don't think the country as a whole will dwell on this much more than they do for Catholic priests in these situations?

BTW, I read PN and OT all the time.

Well... "media in general" is a misleading term. You might be talking about Faux news and stuff. If you listen to msnbc and cbs and similar channels, its a different scenario...

 

[wuliheron]

Pron's good eatin'

 

[CallMeJoe]

Just to play devil's advocate, I might suggest steganography. What less obvious container for secret communications between religious fundamentalists than pornographic images?

 

[Cerb]

You don't think there is something hypocritical or ironic that a religious fanatic terrorist who advocated a sharia-law based society which forces women to cover every inch of their bodies in public and be an uneducated 2nd-class citizen slave to men, was caught with a stash of prOn ?

Hypocritical? Yes.
Ironic? No.
Expected? Very much so.

 

[Doppel]

Soft or the stuff that's only legal (kind of) in South America?

 

[Balt]

Might be some clever propaganda. I remember after 9/11 it was said that the hijackers were checking out bikini-clad women at their hotel pools or something like that.

On the other hand, I wouldn't be surprised if it's actually true in both cases. Men are men, and genetics are often stronger than faith.