Told to me by a friend:
Osama bin Laden dies and goes to, um, paradise.
Allah says, "Come on in Osama, enjoy your stay!"
Bin Laden goes walking down the road and runs into George Washington, who kicks him in the shins. He shouts in pain and runs away.
Further down the road he runs into Thomas Jefferson, who knees him in the balls. Bin Laden crumples to the ground in agony and crawls away from Jefferson.
As he's crawling, someone comes riding up to him on a horse, which kicks him in the head. He looks up through the stars in his vision and sees Robert E. Lee riding on the horse.
He leaps up and runs away from Lee. As he's running he bumps into Zachary Taylor, who slugs him in the nose, William Harrison, who pokes him in the eye, and James Madison, who kicks him in the ass.
Bin Laden starts running away from all these guys and shouts out to Allah, "What are all of these guys doing here? I thought my reward for killing all those Americans was supposed to be stay in paradise with fifty virgins!"
Allah says to him, "You must have misunderstood. Your reward is to spend eternity with fifty Virginians."
[groan...yeah, it's lame]
Osama bin Laden dies and goes to, um, paradise.
Allah says, "Come on in Osama, enjoy your stay!"
Bin Laden goes walking down the road and runs into George Washington, who kicks him in the shins. He shouts in pain and runs away.
Further down the road he runs into Thomas Jefferson, who knees him in the balls. Bin Laden crumples to the ground in agony and crawls away from Jefferson.
As he's crawling, someone comes riding up to him on a horse, which kicks him in the head. He looks up through the stars in his vision and sees Robert E. Lee riding on the horse.
He leaps up and runs away from Lee. As he's running he bumps into Zachary Taylor, who slugs him in the nose, William Harrison, who pokes him in the eye, and James Madison, who kicks him in the ass.
Bin Laden starts running away from all these guys and shouts out to Allah, "What are all of these guys doing here? I thought my reward for killing all those Americans was supposed to be stay in paradise with fifty virgins!"
Allah says to him, "You must have misunderstood. Your reward is to spend eternity with fifty Virginians."
[groan...yeah, it's lame]
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