Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr Separate

[Printer Bandit]

http://www.cnn.com/2013/10/25/showb...om-miranda-kerr-separate/index.html?hpt=hp_t3

 

[Wordplay]

I'm calling dibs!

EDIT: On Ms. Kerr

 

[KeithTalent]

I'm calling dibs!

Bastard. Guess I'll have to take the girl.

KT

 

[Wordplay]

Bastard. Guess I'll have to take the girl.

KT

I quickly edited it after posting.

 

[Imp]

Not surprised... The pappo shots rarely showed them together for a while.

 

[PokerGuy]

Kerr is sssssssssmoking. I don't know how he walks away from that!

 

[Atomic Playboy]

We waste an awful lot of time worrying about celebrity relationships. What a shame that Mirlando Kloom couldn't work it out.

 

[Jodell88]

Kerr is sssssssssmoking. I don't know how he walks away from that!

No matter how hot a girl is, there's always a guy who is fed up of her shit.

Miranda is one of, if not, the best supermodel there is right now. :wub:

 

[ElFenix]

Kerr is sssssssssmoking. I don't know how he walks away from that!

no matter how hot she is, some man, some where, is sick of her shit


edit: darn you jodell

 

[Jodell88]

no matter how hot she is, some man, some where, is sick of her shit


edit: darn you jodell

:ninja:

:biggrin:

 

[GagHalfrunt]

No matter how hot a girl is, there's always a guy who is fed up of her shit.

I can put up with a lot of shit, so I'll take one for the team.

 

[KeithTalent]

I quickly edited it after posting.

Not quick enough! :awe:

KT

 

[Koing]

No matter how hot a girl is, there's always a guy who is fed up of her shit.

Miranda is one of, if not, the best supermodel there is right now. :wub:

You know the score man.

The guy is Orlando Bloom, fam, rich, good looking etc. He can and probably has his pick of women.

Koing

 

[zinfamous]

Kerr is sssssssssmoking. I don't know how he walks away from that!

why is it always "him" that's walking away? Isn't it entirely possible that he is the thundercunt in the relationship?

 

[Phanuel]

Because he'll have his pick of 18-25 year old ass for the next 2 decades if he plays it smart? Look at Clooney or Cruise. Why settle down when you can keep trading in last year's model?

 

[Imp]

Rumor is that Kerr is a major diva with a stick up her ass. If I looked that way, I would be too...

 

[RedRooster]

I thought Orlando Bloom was the boss on Sleepy Hollow, who was on MadTV too.
Everyone's naming their kids the same stupid names.
Russel Brand, Russel Simmons, Richard Simmons. Which is which?!

 

[Markbnj]

Supermodels are like supercars. Pleasing to look at, but I'll never get inside one on my salary.

 

[Dari]

Supermodels are like supercars. Pleasing to look at, but I'll never get inside one on my salary.

Unlike supercars you can go inside the vintage models. They depreciate in value.

 

[Sonikku]

That woman is all makeup and hairstyling and lies.

Orlando on the other hand... he's the real deal. :wub:

 

[surfsatwerk]

That woman is all makeup and hairstyling and lies.

Orlando on the other hand... he's the real deal. :wub:

He's dreamy.

 

[gorcorps]

Has Bloom done anything since LOTR?

 

[Sonikku]

Yep. The Hobbit.

 

[Nintendesert]

I can put up with a lot of shit, so I'll take one for the team.

What if she likes to strap on the 15inch black mamba and penetrate you up to your tonsils?

You freak.

 

[SKORPI0]

I thought Orlando Bloom was the boss on Sleepy Hollow, who was on MadTV too.
Everyone's naming their kids the same stupid names.
Russel Brand, Russel Simmons, Richard Simmons. Which is which?!

That's Orlando Jones.