ORION: Dino Beatdown

Dankk

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kinev

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I looked at the screenshots on Steam...and for a game called "ORION: Dino Beatdown", there was a surprising lack of Dinosaurs.
 

PhatoseAlpha

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Well, that actually quite amusing kinev - since apparently the game released with a bug that spawns ludicrous numbers of Dinos. It's so bad, that surviving a single full play through is worth bragging about on the Steam forums.

So, it's both a moral imperative that you skip it to not support an evil developer - but also in your own self interest, as merely getting the game to work at all is a task in and of itself.

I'd make note of that - but I pretty much stopped paying any attention once I realized the game was named "Dino Beatdown". Because, nothing of quality ever released with a title like that.

That said, I am still excited for "Suckerpunch a shark", coming from them this fall.
 

kinev

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Well, that actually quite amusing kinev - since apparently the game released with a bug that spawns ludicrous numbers of Dinos. It's so bad, that surviving a single full play through is worth bragging about on the Steam forums.

So, it's both a moral imperative that you skip it to not support an evil developer - but also in your own self interest, as merely getting the game to work at all is a task in and of itself.

I'd make note of that - but I pretty much stopped paying any attention once I realized the game was named "Dino Beatdown". Because, nothing of quality ever released with a title like that.

That said, I am still excited for "Suckerpunch a shark", coming from them this fall.
LOL...I'd buy Suckerpunch a Shark...on sale.

Seriously, though, I saw the title and looked at the screenshots just for giggles; it might be one of those so-bad-it's-good games.



















THOSE are the Steam screenshots from "Dino Beatdown"?!?!

I think I see an outline of a T-Rex in the second one...

It should be called ORION: Pastel Armored Guys with Guns™
 

Sentrosi2121

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It's time for a Mystery PC Games Theater 3000 show. It could resurrect G4. Think about it. And then cut me in for 20%.
 

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