Orgasmic

[Exterous]

I think this is the best way to describe the feeling when both nostrils suddenly open up after days of mouth breathing enforced by a complete snot blockade lasting longer than the recommended use of Afrin.

Normal breathing: Taken for granted since the last time you had a cold\allergic reaction

 

[chin311]

This is the truth, once you get a cold / congestion of any sort you realize how much you take the nostrils for granted in life!

 

[ctbaars]

Right? It's, like, when it starts to dry out and you pull out the half dry half jelly snot. The sheer ecstasy. You even tolerate the one hair that makes you cry as it's yanked out with the train of mucus.
It's what I heard. Never did that.

 

[Protoman25]

After being sick or congested I always love the snot that feels like it's coming from the back of your skull when you pull it out. One of the greatest feelings in the world.

 

[Markbnj]

I was eating my breakfast when I read the OP, and OP is a turdball.

 

[Exterous]

I was eating my breakfast when I read the OP, and OP is a turdball.

You click on a thread titled orgasmic while eating breakfast and you call ME the turdball?

 

[Markbnj]

You click on a thread titled orgasmic while eating breakfast and you call ME the turdball?

An orgasm with breakfast is one thing, but a snotball is quite another.

 

[Exterous]

An orgasm with breakfast is one thing, but a snotball is quite another.

This is ATOT so you should always tread with caution. You've been here long enough to know better

 

[highland145]

An orgasm with breakfast is one thing, but a snotball is quite another.

Maybe it wasn't a snot ball that was up his nose.

 

[Rudee]

You seriously compare that to an orgasm? I find that hard to swallow.

 

[MongGrel]

I won't try to get creative

 

[Ruptga]

Maybe it wasn't a snot ball that was up his nose.

 

[skyking]

entirely on the topic, the culinary aspect of defeating congestion is truly orgasmic. When you are almost done with whatever ails you, take a big dose of fresh horseradish or the like and the sinuses open up. Sometimes after a fit of coughing or sneezing, but they do open up

 

[mikeford]

If Afrin doesn't open the nasal passages, its not getting in.

 

[Exterous]

entirely on the topic, the culinary aspect of defeating congestion is truly orgasmic. When you are almost done with whatever ails you, take a big dose of fresh horseradish or the like and the sinuses open up. Sometimes after a fit of coughing or sneezing, but they do open up

Sounds delightful....

If Afrin doesn't open the nasal passages, its not getting in.

'after the recommended use' as in after 3 days of use