Oreos

[Phoenix86]

I see that big words are frightening to you. I'd like to engage you further in this conversation, but I am about to eat a freshly slaughtered free range organic hot dog for lunch.

I prefer free range, organic, boneless chicken.

 

[Puppies04]

Sugar? Cocoa? Leavening? Cornstarch? Chocolate? Salt? These are all cheap versions of what? Or they were going to be thrown away? In fact, I think the only thing on that list used as a cheap alternative is vanillin. If they used real vanilla the price of Oreos would probably double. Even high oleic oil isn't that bad. It's a healthier alternative to trans-fat.

Sorry I misreprestented myself there.

Let me put it this way, if they found out tomorrow that ash from coal powered power stations resembled flour closely enough that most people wouldn't notice they would call it flourin and tell the wheat farmers they didn't require their services anymore.

 

[xaeniac]

oreos are not once they once were

 

[Hail The Brain Slug]

I'm not going to say you were poor, but your mom was poor.

I'm sorry you ride on the Nabisco bandwagon of inferior snack products.

 

[schmuckley]

I buy the off-brand kind: $1.79 for what the Oreo once was before they shrank it
Oh..$3 and the package is 2/3 size?
I ain't the one.
Still has lard n sugar in the middle and chocolate.

I just looked up the anal-bleaching thing.
The bottom pic is not "normal" there's been many thick somethings up in there.

 

[cubby1223]

The white fudge oreos that come out at Christmas...

So evil! So good!

 

[Markbnj]

I prefer free range, organic, boneless chicken.

The one on the sign... classic.

 

[Maximilian]

Can't say I enjoy Oreos. The middle "cream" is particularly awful and the cookies themselves are rather dry. It is like they took two pieces of drywall and then slapped some sugar infused Spackle between them.

Yeah they are pretty shit... until you dip them in milk then they become amazing!

I tried some a while ago, very very tasty, not healthy though but its one of these things ya gotta try once!

 

[Ichinisan]

Indeed. They are horrible things, yet I can't resist eating ~1 dozen of them when confronted with these vial discs.

It's like Cheez-ITs.

Vials are vile!

 

[Ichinisan]

I buy the off-brand kind: $1.79 for what the Oreo once was before they shrank it
Oh..$3 and the package is 2/3 size?
I ain't the one.
Still has lard n sugar in the middle and chocolate.

I just looked up the anal-bleaching thing.
The bottom pic is not "normal" there's been many thick somethings up in there.

Like Cheerios, Oreo is one of those products with a special flavor that off-brands are not able to duplicate. Not even close.

 

[ElFenix]

I'm not going to say you were poor, but your mom was poor.

hydrox is the original, oreo is national biscuit's imitation.

 

[Ichinisan]

hydrox is the original, oreo is national biscuit's imitation.

I've had plenty of Hydrox as a kid. They aren't nearly as good as Oreo. Nabisco has done something special with Oreo that the competition has been unable to duplicate.

 

[thestrangebrew1]

I ate a bunch of oreos after a night out and went to Urgent Care the next morning puking. Found out I had the diabeetus that day. Oh Oreo, you are my frenemy.

 

[smackababy]

hydrox is the original, oreo is national biscuit's imitation.

So, kind of like Apple and the iPhone. They sure didn't invent smart phones, touch screen, and such, but there ain't nobody who says smart phones were better before it.

 

[Brainonska511]

 

[zinfamous]

Vials are vile!

in my defense, I am knee-deep in vials on a daily basis. and a lot of them are rather vile.

 

[ElFenix]

I've had plenty of Hydrox as a kid. They aren't nearly as good as Oreo. Nabisco has done something special with Oreo that the competition has been unable to duplicate.

extra sugar.


i am sorry for your diabeetus

 

[Insomniator]

Like Cheerios, Oreo is one of those products with a special flavor that off-brands are not able to duplicate. Not even close.

Seriously, enough with the off brands. Bootleg oreos are NOT THE SAME.

 

[Exterous]

Nabisco has done something special with Oreo that the competition has been unable to duplicate.

Its probably the crack they sneak in there