Oregon man is sentenced ...for breaking into a barn and sexually assaulting a horse named ...

highland145

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He was just horsing around.



Court records showe that Duyck had been convicted of burglary and theft charges in 2017, after breaking into his uncle's home and stealing a handgun in 2015. Duyck was found unfit to stand trial at first and received several months of treatment at the Oregon State Hospital in Salem, Oregon, before he was deemed able to aid his own defense.

Great....:rolleyes:
 

zinfamous

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I like how the thread title implies that the name of the horse is super relevant and/or potential for decent lulz if you click on thread.

It isn't...but well done, OP
 

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Thread title is...

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FirNaTine

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So her veterinarian daughter was able to tell the horse was sexually assaulted from a picture? Sad that she either has the training or experience to know that easily.

I can't imagine training classes involved in identifying signs of human on horse rape.... I'd need an open bar tab and replacement liver on standby.
 
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He was just horsing around.



Court records showe that Duyck had been convicted of burglary and theft charges in 2017, after breaking into his uncle's home and stealing a handgun in 2015. Duyck was found unfit to stand trial at first and received several months of treatment at the Oregon State Hospital in Salem, Oregon, before he was deemed able to aid his own defense.

Great....:rolleyes:

What exactly is your issue?
 

highland145

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What exactly is your issue?
I can't decide if you're a pompous prick or a dickhead. I lay awake at night trying to figure it out. The madness that I'm consumed by because of this quandary has caused me some distress..... :(

Hey, I just picked up an edit/edit/edit/edit/edit/edit/edit/edit/edit/ from a private seller. He said cash and carry. Woot. Gotta love S.C.

I feel better now. TKX.
 
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FirNaTine

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What? He was hung like a human. The horse wasn't the wiser.

I assume.

:)

The most stressful thing for the horse was likely being tied up in whatever unusual way the owner noticed.

Sounds like serious mental issues, but doesn't like taking the meds. It's not unusual for them to get in bad enough shape to be committed temporarily and put on meds involuntarily. After a bit they are sane enough to be discharged, at which point some quit the meds because they don't like the side effects, and then begin a downward spiral of behavior again.

It's tricky, because if they're treatable with meds you can't easily force them to continue once the meds are working, because then they're competent enough to refuse care.
 

highland145

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The most stressful thing for the horse was likely being tied up in whatever unusual way the owner noticed.

Sounds like serious mental issues, but doesn't like taking the meds. It's not unusual for them to get in bad enough shape to be committed temporarily and put on meds involuntarily. After a bit they are sane enough to be discharged, at which point some quit the meds because they don't like the side effects, and then begin a downward spiral of behavior again.

It's tricky, because if they're treatable with meds you can't easily force them to continue once the meds are working, because then they're competent enough to refuse care.
Agree and understand. His pics with the nerf rifles could have just as well been semi-autos. :(
 
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whm1974

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I can not see myself doing that to an animal. Couldn't he have hired a hooker instead or find a woman who is into really kinky sex?
 
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I can't decide if you're a pompous prick or a dickhead. I lay awake at night trying to figure it out. The madness that I'm consumed by because of this quandary has caused me some distress..... :(

Hey, I just picked up an edit/edit/edit/edit/edit/edit/edit/edit/edit/ from a private seller. He said cash and carry. Woot. Gotta love S.C.

I feel better now. TKX.

Oh no, some assclown predatory lending piece of shit racist fuck from South Carolina thinks I'm a prick, whatever will I do? Oh no, poor me, I can't go and get a shitty payday loan so I can finance paying some toothless backwoods crackwhore (aka your mother) to give me a BJ. Woe is me. Guess I'd have to settle for getting freebie from your wife like half your customers probably do.

That's...uh, creepy? Because I don't think about you at all other than when I happen to see your overwhelmingly stupid posts on here and laugh at you bragging about being a fucking payday lender in the South (might as well brag about running a cock-fighting ring, lemme guess you're also super proud of illegally breeding pit bulls or some shit?).

I was legit asking what your issue was, but had a hunch it was probably something incredibly stupid as you've now shown to be the case. Look, I really don't care (but I'm not really flattered by) that you lay awake fantasizing about my dick. I know its pretty great, but didn't think you'd have heard about it over in South Carolina. Then again, I should have guessed you people were into dicks you named your college team the Gamecocks after all.

Am I supposed to care? I assume its you're trying to act like this guy was put into a mental health facility for stealing a gun and so you're trying to brag about how easy it is for you to get a gun to go fuck horses with and not be declared mentally ill in South Carolina? You gun nuts sure are a special kind of stupid if you think you having guns bothers me. It doesn't, because you're far more likely to harm people you care about (especially yourselves) with them than me. But...by all means, keep flashing your surrogate dicks, since I know you just need to feel something nice and hard in your hands and fondle it til it pops off for ya or else you'll lose your mind and have to shoot up a church/bar/concert/school/restaurant/college campus!

Since it must be spelled out for you, the guy didn't get put in a mental health facility because he stole a gun. Its because he's clearly someone with mental health issues, as evidenced by him sexually assaulting a horse. Now, maybe fucking horses is a common thing for you South Carolinians, but uh its a pretty obvious sign of issues for most other people. But, they did him a favor by making sure he got some mental health help before fucking himself even more by going in front of a court completely fucked out of his mind. Not that I'm surprised that some dumbass like you views that as some major affront to your freedom or whatever stupid way you shit for brains try to spin anything that you can't make sense of (which is most things these days as you dolts are keen to make sure people are aware).

Ah, just finished raping a horse then? Oh, sorry, I don't mean to infer you're a rapist, I'm sure the horse totally consented, in fact I bet the horse seduced you!

K, thx, bye!

Hey, darkdaggerboy, zin said swallow this time. Whatever that means.

I get that you're from the South and its customary to fuck your cousins and discriminate against black people so your sense of humor is probably as fucked as your inbred sense of "Southern Pride", but is this what passes for a joke down there?
 

highland145

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Oh no, some assclown predatory lending piece of shit racist fuck from South Carolina thinks I'm a prick, whatever will I do? Oh no, poor me, I can't go and get a shitty payday loan so I can finance paying some toothless backwoods crackwhore (aka your mother) to give me a BJ. Woe is me. Guess I'd have to settle for getting freebie from your wife like half your customers probably do.

That's...uh, creepy? Because I don't think about you at all other than when I happen to see your overwhelmingly stupid posts on here and laugh at you bragging about being a fucking payday lender in the South (might as well brag about running a cock-fighting ring, lemme guess you're also super proud of illegally breeding pit bulls or some shit?).

I was legit asking what your issue was, but had a hunch it was probably something incredibly stupid as you've now shown to be the case. Look, I really don't care (but I'm not really flattered by) that you lay awake fantasizing about my dick. I know its pretty great, but didn't think you'd have heard about it over in South Carolina. Then again, I should have guessed you people were into dicks you named your college team the Gamecocks after all.

Am I supposed to care? I assume its you're trying to act like this guy was put into a mental health facility for stealing a gun and so you're trying to brag about how easy it is for you to get a gun to go fuck horses with and not be declared mentally ill in South Carolina? You gun nuts sure are a special kind of stupid if you think you having guns bothers me. It doesn't, because you're far more likely to harm people you care about (especially yourselves) with them than me. But...by all means, keep flashing your surrogate dicks, since I know you just need to feel something nice and hard in your hands and fondle it til it pops off for ya or else you'll lose your mind and have to shoot up a church/bar/concert/school/restaurant/college campus!

Since it must be spelled out for you, the guy didn't get put in a mental health facility because he stole a gun. Its because he's clearly someone with mental health issues, as evidenced by him sexually assaulting a horse. Now, maybe fucking horses is a common thing for you South Carolinians, but uh its a pretty obvious sign of issues for most other people. But, they did him a favor by making sure he got some mental health help before fucking himself even more by going in front of a court completely fucked out of his mind. Not that I'm surprised that some dumbass like you views that as some major affront to your freedom or whatever stupid way you shit for brains try to spin anything that you can't make sense of (which is most things these days as you dolts are keen to make sure people are aware).

Ah, just finished raping a horse then? Oh, sorry, I don't mean to infer you're a rapist, I'm sure the horse totally consented, in fact I bet the horse seduced you!

K, thx, bye!



I get that you're from the South and its customary to fuck your cousins and discriminate against black people so your sense of humor is probably as fucked as your inbred sense of "Southern Pride", but is this what passes for a joke down there?
You mad? You sound mad.

:D
 
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clamum

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LOL dang son that was quite the flame post. Heck I think it would be nice to live in South (or North) Carolina. It would be on my short list of places to live if I was to move from MI where the older I get the less I like the winters.
 

Red Squirrel

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Given the length of his neck I wonder if he was conceived by a horse himself.

20 months seems a bit harsh though, I've seen people get less or no time at all for assaulting a human. Kinda sad really.
 

zinfamous

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LOL dang son that was quite the flame post. Heck I think it would be nice to live in South (or North) Carolina. It would be on my short list of places to live if I was to move from MI where the older I get the less I like the winters.

Friends don't let friends live in South Carolina. Just saying....