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ORDERING PIZZA IN 2010

Amused

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ORDERING PIZZA IN 2010

Operator: "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your order?"
Customer: "Hi, I'd like to place an order."

Operator: "May I have your NIDN first, sir?"
Customer: "My National ID Number, yeah, hold on, eh, it's 6102049998-45-54610."

Operator: "Thank you, Mr. Sheehan. I see you live at 1742 Meadowland Drive, and the phone number's 494-2366. Your office number over at Lincoln Insurance is 745-2302 and your cell number's 266-2566. Which number are you calling from, sir?"

Customer: "Huh? I'm at home. Where d'ya get all this information?"
Operator: "We're wired into the system, sir."

Customer: (Sighs) "Oh, well, I'd like to order a couple of your All-Meat Special pizzas..."
Operator: "I don't think that's a good idea, sir."

Customer: "Whaddya mean?"
Operator: "Sir, your medical records indicate that you've got very high blood pressure and extremely high cholesterol. Your National Health Care provider won't allow such an unhealthy choice."

Customer: "Damn. What do you recommend, then?"
Operator: "You might try our low-fat Soybean Yogurt Pizza. I'm sure you'll like it"

Customer: "What makes you think I'd like something like that?"
Operator: "Well, you checked out 'Gourmet Soybean Recipes' from your local
library last week, sir. That's why I made the suggestion."

Customer: "All right, all right. Give me two family-sized ones, then. What's the damage?"
Operator: "That should be plenty for you, your wife and your four kids, sir. The 'damage,' as you put it, heh, heh, comes $49.99."

Customer: "Lemme give you my credit card number."
Operator: "I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid you'll have to pay in cash. Your credit card balance is over its limit"

Customer: "I'll run over to the ATM and get some cash before your driver gets here."
Operator: "That won't work either, sir. Your checking account's overdrawn."

Customer: "Never mind. Just send the pizzas. I'll have the cash ready. How long will it take?"
Operator: "We're running a little behind, sir. It'll be about 45 minutes, sir. If you're in a hurry you might want to pick 'em up while you're out getting the cash, but carrying pizzas on a motorcycle can be a little awkward."

Customer: "How the hell do you know I'm riding a bike?"
Operator: "It says here you're in arrears on your car payments, so your car
got repo'ed. But your Harley's paid up, so I just assumed that you'd be using it."

Customer: "@#%/$@&?#!"
Operator: "I'd advise watching your language, sir. You've already got a July 2006 conviction for cussing out a cop."

Customer: (Speechless)
Operator: "Will there be anything else, sir?"

Customer: "No, nothing. oh, yeah, don't forget the two free liters of Coke your ad says I get with the pizzas."
Operator: "I'm sorry sir, but our ad's exclusionary clause prevents us from offering free soda to diabetics."

 

McCarthy

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Only thing is it won't be a person it'll be a menu with a computer generated voice talking back.
 

AkumaX

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no ways... they'll come in tiny liittle packets and we'll have a food hydrator... ;)
 

matt426malm

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Funny and scary at the same time. <shudder> THe Library Act <shudder>
I shudder at all those listed acts becoming a reality. Didn't everyone wake up to these dangers when they were adressed in the movie "Demolitian Man"? j/k

and yes we will hydrate our pizzas.
 

ThaGrandCow

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Originally posted by: AkumaX
no ways... they'll come in tiny liittle packets and we'll have a food hydrator... ;)
Never going to happen. What do you think will happen the first time someone's dog gets into the packets and eats 2 or 3? Boom. The way people take care of their houses it'd happen way too often
 

matt426malm

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Originally posted by: ThaGrandCow
Originally posted by: AkumaX
no ways... they'll come in tiny liittle packets and we'll have a food hydrator... ;)
Never going to happen. What do you think will happen the first time someone's dog gets into the packets and eats 2 or 3? Boom. The way people take care of their houses it'd happen way too often
I have to go to the bathroom......NOW.
 

XZeroII

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Originally posted by: AkumaX
no ways... they'll come in tiny liittle packets and we'll have a food hydrator... ;)
those come in 2015, duh. Get your post-history facts right before you make a foolish statement like that
 

Amused

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Originally posted by: Flyermax2k3
I can't believe no one's done this yet........

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13 people obviously hadn't seen it yet. So piss off.
 
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Originally posted by: iamme
I've ordered a pizza online before :D
I have to. I ordered Papa John's one time, and forgot even ordering it. They knocked on the door 30 minutes later and I opened it not knowing who in the hell it was.

I'm sure you guys don't care to hear my story, but you just did :p.
 

iamme

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Originally posted by: blurredvision
Originally posted by: iamme
I've ordered a pizza online before :D
I have to. I ordered Papa John's one time, and forgot even ordering it. They knocked on the door 30 minutes later and I opened it not knowing who in the hell it was.

I'm sure you guys don't care to hear my story, but you just did :p.
yeah, i ordered Papa John's too :D

of course, i chickened out and called them to make sure the order was received :p
 

Pepsi90919

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why would they ask for your order and then ask you for your "NIDN" before actually asking for your order?
 

Flyermax2k3

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Originally posted by: Amused
Originally posted by: Flyermax2k3
I can't believe no one's done this yet........

R
13 people obviously hadn't seen it yet. So piss off.
You sure are full of hate, aren't you? No need to answer, your past posts are more than enough proof of this.
 

CubicZirconia

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Originally posted by: Flyermax2k3
Originally posted by: Amused
Originally posted by: Flyermax2k3
I can't believe no one's done this yet........

R
13 people obviously hadn't seen it yet. So piss off.
You sure are full of hate, aren't you? No need to answer, your past posts are more than enough proof of this.
Maybe he's not amused with your pointless cries of repost.
 

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