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*According to Landover Baptist Church records (1646 - Present Time) we were forced by the Lord Jesus to let over 1,400 Christian husbands get off Scott-Free after murdering their wives in bed. Although this might be a troubling statistic for some of us, it is really none of our business. The Good Lord writes the rules and it is our obligation not to question one jot or twiddle of His word, it is simply our duty to follow it. We are to remain obedient to God's Holy Word at all costs, and despite the pull of our carnal conscience, always remain content to have your True Christian? hands tied by the sacred glory of God's commandments. Unless a breakthrough in Creation Science suggests otherwise.
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With out a doubt, this is a parody site. I remember first going to this site and was appauled by what they said but because the way they say things, it just really freaks you out thinking in the back of your mind that it's entirely possible that they DO have sites like this!
 
Originally posted by: dderidex
Except some religions actually teach that. Which makes it NOT funny if you grew up in one. :|
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wow. Just...wow. I didn't know ANYTHING could be stretched that far without breaking. Well, I guess the word "unnatural" is awfully ambiguous...but that would indicate to MOST people that the Bible isn't clear on the subject, not that "it's obviously talking about X and Y and Z".
 
Originally posted by: jagec
Originally posted by: dderidex
Except some religions actually teach that. Which makes it NOT funny if you grew up in one. :|
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wow. Just...wow. I didn't know ANYTHING could be stretched that far without breaking. Well, I guess the word "unnatural" is awfully ambiguous...but that would indicate to MOST people that the Bible isn't clear on the subject, not that "it's obviously talking about X and Y and Z".
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Sadly, millions of people (don't recall the exact number - I think there are 6 million of them? Something like that) believe that those teachings are a life and death matter.

And the wife and I were raised in that...*ahem*...religion. :| :|

So "Landover Baptist", sadly, has never been even remotely funny to me. When you know that there are people out there that really, truly, honestly, will-die-to-defend-it BELIEVE things like that......it's just not so funny any more.
 
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