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Oprah talking about SEX!!!

SSSnail

Lifer
I don't know pedobear was her program director, but turn on channel 7 right now if you're in SoCal. Complete with oral sex, covering the bases, masturbation and vibrators....

In before "You watch Oprah, man card now!"... I don't, stumbled upon.

Question after you watched the show - Did she go too far?
 
Oh great, now it's talking about how babbies are made, uterus and other anatomically correct medical terms for body parts. Oh and menstruation.
 
Originally posted by: SSSnail
Oh great, now it's talking about how babbies are made, uterus and other anatomically correct medical terms for body parts. Oh and menstruation.

So wait... they just skipped over the part where they brought out some models and showed how to use said vibrators properly? 🙁
 
Originally posted by: Newbian
Originally posted by: SSSnail
Oh great, now it's talking about how babbies are made, uterus and other anatomically correct medical terms for body parts. Oh and menstruation.

So wait... they just skipped over the part where they brought out some models and showed how to use said vibrators properly? 🙁

Not yet I suppose, the audience are sitting on vibrators that they don't know yet.
 
GOD FORBID CHILDREN LEARN THE TRUTH ABOUT SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH TEH NOES! When I was that age, I used to think you got a girl pregnant by peeing on her bellybutton. I would much rather my ten year old be an informed young person than an ignorant child.
 
Originally posted by: Newbian
Originally posted by: SSSnail
Oh great, now it's talking about how babbies are made, uterus and other anatomically correct medical terms for body parts. Oh and menstruation.

So wait... they just skipped over the part where they brought out some models and showed how to use said vibrators properly? 🙁

What if they demonstrated on Oprah herself? :Q
 
Originally posted by: scott916
GOD FORBID CHILDREN LEARN THE TRUTH ABOUT SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH TEH NOES! When I was that age, I used to think you got a girl pregnant by peeing on her bellybutton. I would much rather my ten year old be an informed young person than an ignorant child.
The reason I brought this up is because there's a dilemma here as you can see. The "children" are not supposed to know about sex, because what would they do with that knowledge then? 😉
 
Originally posted by: scott916
GOD FORBID CHILDREN LEARN THE TRUTH ABOUT SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH TEH NOES! When I was that age, I used to think you got a girl pregnant by peeing on her bellybutton. I would much rather my ten year old be an informed young person than an ignorant child.

I still would rather they are educated by something other then TV but if that's what you use then I feel sorry for them.
 
Originally posted by: scott916
GOD FORBID CHILDREN LEARN THE TRUTH ABOUT SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH TEH NOES! When I was that age, I used to think you got a girl pregnant by peeing on her bellybutton. I would much rather my ten year old be an informed young person than an ignorant child.

Wait...

No wonder I cant knock my SO up!
 
Originally posted by: scott916
GOD FORBID CHILDREN LEARN THE TRUTH ABOUT SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH TEH NOES! When I was that age, I used to think you got a girl pregnant by peeing on her bellybutton. I would much rather my ten year old be an informed young person than an ignorant child.


Wait a second...

THAT'S why every girl I've been with hasn't spoken a word to me since. 🙁

Edit: Damn you OCGuy for being the quicker of us two. 😛
 
Originally posted by: Newbian
Originally posted by: scott916
GOD FORBID CHILDREN LEARN THE TRUTH ABOUT SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH TEH NOES! When I was that age, I used to think you got a girl pregnant by peeing on her bellybutton. I would much rather my ten year old be an informed young person than an ignorant child.

I still would rather they are educated by something other then TV but if that's what you use then I feel sorry for them.

LOL, I can't imagine that Oprah is exactly the role model that children would most identify with. Though I suppose the point is to get parents (moms) more comfortable with the idea of talking with their children about sex. A worthy goal, IMO.
 
Originally posted by: Newbian
Originally posted by: scott916
GOD FORBID CHILDREN LEARN THE TRUTH ABOUT SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH TEH NOES! When I was that age, I used to think you got a girl pregnant by peeing on her bellybutton. I would much rather my ten year old be an informed young person than an ignorant child.

I still would rather they are educated by something other then TV but if that's what you use then I feel sorry for them.

I'm not saying it should be the only thing that they receive in terms on an education on the birds and the bees, but if you think that's the only place they'll see information on sex, real or not, you've got your head in the sand.
 
there have been 10 year olds who have had sex. let's just keep them in the dark and let them find out all about it from the neighborhood 16 year old. 😕
 
Originally posted by: xcript
Originally posted by: AkumaX
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AT Mod Evadman
Oh nooees!!! What did he say?

It was a giant pedobear ascii that I saved but looks like I will get in trouble if I use it here. 🙁

I will see if I can pm you it just for you to see how awesome it was.
 
Originally posted by: Newbian
Originally posted by: xcript
Originally posted by: AkumaX
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AT Mod Evadman
Oh nooees!!! What did he say?

It was a giant pedobear ascii that I saved but looks like I will get in trouble if I use it here. 🙁

I will see if I can pm you it just for you to see how awesome it was.

Amusing. =p


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