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Operation removes lightbulb from anus

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but how do you get a lightbulb in your anus and not know how it got there? must have been some good drugs or something.
 
"I don't know who did this to me. Police or other prisoners."
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Better question is how?

The doctor treating Mohammad said he'd never encountered anything like it before, and doubted the felon's story that someone had drugged him and inserted the bulb while he was comatose.
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Still doesn't explain the how.
 
Originally posted by: DaShen
Wasn't this a Scrubs episode?
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yessir, turk and cox ended up passing an angioplasty tube past the bulb, inflating it and pulling, but kelso took all the credit. oh and janitor helped too
 
A real man would've pooped it out - the really manly man wouldve pooped it out in pieces.

In other news, I accidentally ate a cherry pit today... am I going to die?
 
I know a guy who works in the ER and they quite often have people with things stuck in there orifices. He says they always claim "I fell and it was on the ground".... It's like so you fell with your pants off or it went through your pants or what?....
 
Originally posted by: mayonnaise
A real man would've pooped it out - the really manly man wouldve pooped it out in pieces.

In other news, I accidentally ate a cherry pit today... am I going to die?
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can i pick the cherries from the tree when it grows out of your mouth?
 
Originally posted by: TheNinja
I know a guy who works in the ER and they quite often have people with things stuck in there orifices. He says they always claim "I fell and it was on the ground".... It's like so you fell with your pants off or it went through your pants or what?....
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Doctor, I was taking a shower and my anus fell onto a 12" rubber dong.
 
Originally posted by: TheNinja
I know a guy who works in the ER and they quite often have people with things stuck in there orifices. He says they always claim "I fell and it was on the ground".... It's like so you fell with your pants off or it went through your pants or what?....
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Reminds me of that skit on SNL where the guy is telling the doctor "I was Lubiderming my feet, then slipt and and I fell on G.I. Joe", lol. :laugh:

 
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