Operation Piss off the Planet:

pyonir

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I love the Onion

check out the "Point-Counterpoint" and the top picture on the right column, "U.S. Takes out Key Iraqi Bases in Midnight Raid"


LMFAO
 

silverpig

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Heh, gotta love the missile command :D

And that point-counterpoint is very reminiscient of most of the threads on here. Some guy comes up with a thought out argument, someone else comes on here and says: "No, it won't. You're stupid." :D
 

DanJ

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My fav was Bush Bravely Leads 3rd Infantry Into Battle:

"I used to be cynical about politicians who are born into privilege and wealth. I thought, 'Sure, they talk a good game about our duty to protect democracy, but when push comes to shove, they'd rather send off the nation's poor, uneducated, and underprivileged to do the fighting for them,'" said Pvt. Frank Elkins, 19. "I always figured they'd rather see somebody else die in some foreign land than make that sacrifice themselves. But now I know I was wrong."

"There may be some folks out there, born silver spoon in hand, who'd act that way, but that ain't Bush. No, that ain't Bush," Elkins said. "He ain't no fortunate son."
 

freegeeks

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"The president carried me through an enemy minefield after my arm had been blown off by a mortar shell, blazing away with his pistol as he delivered me to safety," Pvt. Chris Adair said. "Then, after he'd gotten me to a medic, he went all the way back through that same minefield?carrying a 40-pound bag of ice the whole way?to retrieve my severed arm so the doctors could sew it back on. Now, thanks to President Bush, I'll still be able to play piano for the church choir back home in Appleton, just like I promised Grandma. He is truly an American hero."



LOL
 

BDawg

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"I watch the Fox News Channel, because they're unbiased and support the war 100 percent."
Michael Crane
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Supahfreak

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Read the caption under the MOAB bomb...

"New Bomb Capable Of Creating 1,500 New Terrorists In Single Blast"

That's just wrong:)

FreAk:D