Opening lines for the candidates acceptance speech.

[Chunkee]

Obama: "Infidels. We embark upon a new time...."

McCain: "My friends. My first order of business is to find Ms. Palin's replacement."

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[DnetMHZ]

0/10

 

[mugs]

You made those up yourself?

 

[Mo0o]

Originally posted by: Chunkee
Obama: "Infidels. We embark upon a new time...."

McCain: "My friends. My first order of business is to find Ms. Palin's replacement."

Obama: "Where da white women at?"

Palin: "Present McCain has just suffered a massive coronary."

 

[CraKaJaX]

Obama: "Alright boys, get out the black paint."

McCain: "WE! DID! GO! ALL! THE! WAY!"

 

[venkman]

Obama: "Comrades...."

McCain: "Heil!"

 

[Chunkee]

Originally posted by: venkman
Obama: "Comrades...."

McCain: "Heil!"

LOL

Good one.

 

[robphelan]

Originally posted by: Mo0o

Originally posted by: Chunkee
Obama: "Infidels. We embark upon a new time...."

McCain: "My friends. My first order of business is to find Ms. Palin's replacement."

Obama: "Where da white women at?"

Palin: "Present McCain has just suffered a massive coronary."

 

[CrimsonWolf]

Originally posted by: robphelan

Originally posted by: Mo0o

Originally posted by: Chunkee
Obama: "Infidels. We embark upon a new time...."

McCain: "My friends. My first order of business is to find Ms. Palin's replacement."

Obama: "Where da white women at?"

Palin: "Present McCain has just suffered a massive coronary."

Obama: " 'Scuse me while I whip this out."

 

[Shadow Conception]

Obama: "CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANGE ARGHAGRHAGRHAGHWGA chicken"

McCain: "My friends, we have, my friends, CHAAAAAAAAAAAAANGE ARGHARGHARGH"

Obama will show up, and challenge McCain to a CHAAAAAAAAAAAANGE ARGHARGRHARGH fight. And then, the battle for the presidency shall be held, inside a small box the size of Britney Spears' fourth hole.

 

[Pepsei]

Obama: I'd like to thank President Bush.....

McCain: Really? I won?

 

[zoiks]

Obama: Man the election was like. Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiit.
McCain: ...

 

[CraKaJaX]

Originally posted by: Shadow Conception
Obama: "CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANGE ARGHAGRHAGRHAGHWGA chicken"

McCain: "My friends, we have, my friends, CHAAAAAAAAAAAAANGE ARGHARGHARGH"

Obama will show up, and challenge McCain to a CHAAAAAAAAAAAANGE ARGHARGRHARGH fight. And then, the battle for the presidency shall be held, inside a small box the size of Britney Spears' fourth hole.

Too big.

 

[jonks]

Obama: Praise be to All...I mean Jesus, Jesus!

McCain: You think rigging one state election is rough, try doing 8!

 

[AmpedSilence]

Originally posted by: Pepsei
Obama: I'd like to thank President Bush.....

McCain: Really? I won?

Best one yet.

 

[Suspicious-Teach8788]

Obama: Hello Chicago
McCain: Hello my friends