Open your dictionary, whats the first word you see?

CrazyHelloDeli

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Ok, im randomly opening my dictionary and the first word I see is:

masturbation: erotic stimulation especially of one's own genital organs commonly resulting in orgasm and achieved by manual or other bodily contact exclusive of sexual intercourse, by instrumental manipulation, occasionally by sexual fantasies, or by various combinations of these agencies.

I kid you not, first word I saw :D

Now its your turn!
 

Jeff7181

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purpura n: any of several hemorrhagic states characterized by extravasation of blood into the skin and mucous membranes resulting in patches of purplish discoloration
 

CrazyHelloDeli

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Originally posted by: Jeff7181
purpura n: any of several hemorrhagic states characterized by extravasation of blood into the skin and mucous membranes resulting in patches of purplish discoloration


See? I didnt know that word.

:beer: for Jeff7181
 

Gurck

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First word... "interior". Since we all know that one, I'll keep going till I get a good one :p
-musketry
-dowdy
-shapeless
-fowl
-rubbish
-Socrates
-frangible (finally) - adj. Breakable
 

CrazyHelloDeli

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Ok, a thread that has you type your username with your elbow gets 100s of replies. But this thread bombs. I can only conclude most of ATOT has me on ignore, and I consider that a badge of honor.
 

Mo0o

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This takes effort to get a dictionary. The elbow thing was fast and it was funny.
 

Ready

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haha, check out the definition for AMD and Intel
Also, Navy, Marine, Air Force, and Army all got some funny def
 

warcrow

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Originally posted by: HelloDeli
Ok, a thread that has you type your username with your elbow gets 100s of replies. But this thread bombs.

You have a point here....although I must say...I did not participate in that lamea$$ password thread.
 

iwearnosox

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vir·gin ( P ) Pronunciation Key (vûrjn)
n.
A person who has not experienced sexual intercourse.
A chaste or unmarried woman; a maiden.
An unmarried woman who has taken religious vows of chastity.
Virgin The Virgin Mary.

See also Skywalker66
 

hjo3

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chattel - noun - any tangible movable property.

Hm. I am not satisfied.