Open your dictionary, whats the first word you see?

[CrazyHelloDeli]

Ok, im randomly opening my dictionary and the first word I see is:

masturbation: erotic stimulation especially of one's own genital organs commonly resulting in orgasm and achieved by manual or other bodily contact exclusive of sexual intercourse, by instrumental manipulation, occasionally by sexual fantasies, or by various combinations of these agencies.

I kid you not, first word I saw

Now its your turn!

 

[brunswickite]

moron - HelloDeli

 

[CrazyHelloDeli]

Originally posted by: brunswickite
moron - HelloDeli

Lol. That made me laugh.

:beer:

 

[kyparrish]

nef

 

[jadinolf]

nef works

 

[melly]

No pronounced "know" (interjection)--negative, nay, opposite of yes.

 

[Jeff7181]

purpura n: any of several hemorrhagic states characterized by extravasation of blood into the skin and mucous membranes resulting in patches of purplish discoloration

 

[CrazyHelloDeli]

Originally posted by: Jeff7181
purpura n: any of several hemorrhagic states characterized by extravasation of blood into the skin and mucous membranes resulting in patches of purplish discoloration

See? I didnt know that word.

:beer: for Jeff7181

 

[Gurck]

First word... "interior". Since we all know that one, I'll keep going till I get a good one
-musketry
-dowdy
-shapeless
-fowl
-rubbish
-Socrates
-frangible (finally) - adj. Breakable

 

[Kalvin00]

na-bob-important wealthy person

 

[TheBoyBlunder]

Dictionary? I don't have a dictionary.

 

[FrogDog]

I don't have a dictionary. Dictionary.com's where it's at, brothas!

 

[CrazyHelloDeli]

Ok, a thread that has you type your username with your elbow gets 100s of replies. But this thread bombs. I can only conclude most of ATOT has me on ignore, and I consider that a badge of honor.

 

[Mo0o]

This takes effort to get a dictionary. The elbow thing was fast and it was funny.

 

[Ready]

OMG, that site is awesome, if you type in Homer, here's what u get

 

[Ready]

haha, check out the definition for AMD and Intel
Also, Navy, Marine, Air Force, and Army all got some funny def

 

[warcrow]

Originally posted by: brunswickite
moron - HelloDeli

I laughed...

 

[warcrow]

Originally posted by: HelloDeli
Ok, a thread that has you type your username with your elbow gets 100s of replies. But this thread bombs.

You have a point here....although I must say...I did not participate in that lamea$$ password thread.

 

[Anubis]

i have no idea where the nearest one is

 

[iwearnosox]

vir·gin ( P ) Pronunciation Key (vûrjn)
n.
A person who has not experienced sexual intercourse.
A chaste or unmarried woman; a maiden.
An unmarried woman who has taken religious vows of chastity.
Virgin The Virgin Mary.

See also Skywalker66

 

[hjo3]

chattel - noun - any tangible movable property.

Hm. I am not satisfied.