Oops blonde moment

[Mucho]

Two blondes were filling up at a gas station one day,
when one blonde says to the other,
"I bet these awful gas prices are going to go even higher."
"Won't bother me," replies the second blonde,
"I always just get $10.00 worth."

 

[Aimster]

l o l

 

[Blieb]

nice

 

[jadinolf]

 

[pontifex]

A blonde was driving to Disney World. After driving for a while she sees a sign that says Disney World - Left. She turned around and went home.

Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."

A blonde quickly went out to her mail box, looked in it, closed the door of the box, and went back in the house. A few minutes later she repeated this process by checking her mail again.
She did this five more times, and her neighbor that was watching her commented: "You must be expecting a very important letter today the way you keep looking into that mail box."
The blonde answered, "No, I am working on my computer, and it keeps telling me that I have mail."

 

[ReliableData]

2 blondes goes into a body shop to get the dent on the side of their car repaired.
The mechanic thinks that he can play a trick on them, so he says:
"Allright, what we need to do is create high pressure inside the car to pop the dent back out. All you have to do is blow into the exhaust pipe as hard as you can."
The first blonde says, "Ok!" and gets down behind the car and starts blowing into the exhaust pipe as hard as she can. Nothing happens.
She gets up and says, "Why isn't it working?"
The other blonde says, "Duh, you need to roll up the windows first!"

 

[Mucho]

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