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[sillymofo]

Jury duty, that is. Fcuking government, why me? And I'm running out of excuses.

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And we have run out of tolerance for your rudeness. Go away for two weeks or until you serve your jury duty, whichever is longer.

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[HappyPuppy]

I'm on jury duty this month and I don't feel a bit inconvenienced. It is the price you pay for living in a free society. What, exactly, is your problem with serving?

 

[The Stigenator]

hehehe.. i got one too.. but i was in sacramento and by the time i got it, it was too late to cancel.. so i couldnt even show up..

it for court in LA.. i am using my rental agreement as proof that i was not living in LA.

 

I think it'd be fun to serve on a jury, especially if the case is interesting. You're just a fvcktard who thinks he's more important than everyone else. You'd want dedicated jurors in a case involving YOU, why not give others the same opportunity.

Fvcking government? I say fvcking tool.

 

[spidey07]

Originally posted by: cr4zymofo
Jury duty, that is. Fcuking government, why me? And I'm running out of excuses.

its your freakin' duty as a citizen now suck it up!

 

[sillymofo]

Originally posted by: jumpr
I think it'd be fun to serve on a jury, especially if the case is interesting. You're just a fvcktard who thinks he's more important than everyone else. You'd want dedicated jurors in a case involving YOU, why not give others the same opportunity.

Fvcking government? I say fvcking tool.

You're convicted and I here by sentence you to STFU, with probation.

In that fcuking case, I want my 12 jurors for my traffic court so I can get a fair trial. If you can get me that, then I'll fcuking serve, otherwise, do what I suggested.

 

[rudeguy]

Originally posted by: cr4zymofo
Jury duty, that is. Fcuking government, why me? And I'm running out of excuses.

you have again proved your stupidity and worthlessness. Please stop consuming the precious air that us worthwhile ones need.

 

[TitanDiddly]

Why does everybody hate Jury Duty so much? I mean, unless it lies in the middle of your vacation in Tahiti, what the problem telling your boss that you have Jury Duty, and can't get it moved? What is he going to do, fire you?

 

[sillymofo]

Originally posted by: GoodDad

Originally posted by: cr4zymofo
Jury duty, that is. Fcuking government, why me? And I'm running out of excuses.

you have again proved your stupidity and worthlessness. Please stop consuming the precious air that us worthwhile ones need.

You too? Another hollier than thou biotch... STFU too!

 

[ElFenix]

people complain and complain about the court system but when asked to participate in it they try anything they can to get out of it

 

[Eli]

Use the paper to roll a blunt.

Mail the roach back to them.

 

[ShotgunSteven]

I wish I would get called for jury duty. I am thirty years old, and have yet to be called once. I get reimbursed at work, so I don't take a hit on my paycheque while I serve.

 

[Feldenak]

Originally posted by: spidey07

Originally posted by: cr4zymofo
Jury duty, that is. Fcuking government, why me? And I'm running out of excuses.

its your freakin' duty as a citizen now suck it up!

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: ShotgunSteve
I wish I would get called for jury duty. I am thirty years old, and have yet to be called once. I get reimbursed at work, so I don't take a hit on my paycheque while I serve.

Paycheque?

You're too close to the Canadians.

 

[rudeguy]

Originally posted by: cr4zymofo

Originally posted by: GoodDad

Originally posted by: cr4zymofo
Jury duty, that is. Fcuking government, why me? And I'm running out of excuses.

you have again proved your stupidity and worthlessness. Please stop consuming the precious air that us worthwhile ones need.

You too? Another hollier than thou biotch... STFU too!

if you dont want to pay your debt to society you can revoke your citizenship. You will no longer be able to vote, own property, and you wont be entitled to your rights as US citizen anymore. If you arent willing to give up those things, then I suggest you "STFU" and go be a man. Or is that asking too much?

 

[sillymofo]

Originally posted by: GoodDad

Originally posted by: cr4zymofo

Originally posted by: GoodDad

Originally posted by: cr4zymofo
Jury duty, that is. Fcuking government, why me? And I'm running out of excuses.

you have again proved your stupidity and worthlessness. Please stop consuming the precious air that us worthwhile ones need.

You too? Another hollier than thou biotch... STFU too!

if you dont want to pay your debt to society you can revoke your citizenship. You will no longer be able to vote, own property, and you wont be entitled to your rights as US citizen anymore. If you arent willing to give up those things, then I suggest you "STFU" and go be a man. Or is that asking too much?

No... actually you reallllly need to STFU.

I think I've served this country for 6 years when I was a Marine, and I think my debt to this country is paid. Unless you've done the same or more, then you can talk shiet about me not wanting to do my duty.

So now I suggest you put that phallic pacifier back in your mouth and go earn your worth somewhere else.

EDIT: that same goes for every other asshats that want to do the "duty", have some duty and stfu.

 

Originally posted by: cr4zymofo

Originally posted by: jumpr
I think it'd be fun to serve on a jury, especially if the case is interesting. You're just a fvcktard who thinks he's more important than everyone else. You'd want dedicated jurors in a case involving YOU, why not give others the same opportunity.

Fvcking government? I say fvcking tool.

You're convicted and I here by sentence you to STFU, with probation.

In that fcuking case, I want my 12 jurors for my traffic court so I can get a fair trial. If you can get me that, then I'll fcuking serve, otherwise, do what I suggested.

You want 12 jurors for a traffic ticket? That'd be fine, if you didn't mind paying upwards of $7000 for a red-light or speeding citation.

Justice isn't free, and neither are jurors, food, judges' time (which is further tied down when a jury is involved) postage for mailing the notices and juror filtering processes. I suggest you shut the fvck up and serve in the damn jury. For a former Marine, you sure are a piss-faced whiner.

There's a reason that civil cases have minimum suit amounts (in MI, I think it's $25,000? Dunno). It's because courts cost money to run, and dicking around with a suit over a $5 movie ticket doesn't need a jury trial...it's taken care of in small claims.

 

[MacBaine]

Originally posted by: jumpr

Originally posted by: cr4zymofo

Originally posted by: jumpr
I think it'd be fun to serve on a jury, especially if the case is interesting. You're just a fvcktard who thinks he's more important than everyone else. You'd want dedicated jurors in a case involving YOU, why not give others the same opportunity.

Fvcking government? I say fvcking tool.

You're convicted and I here by sentence you to STFU, with probation.

In that fcuking case, I want my 12 jurors for my traffic court so I can get a fair trial. If you can get me that, then I'll fcuking serve, otherwise, do what I suggested.

You want 12 jurors for a traffic ticket? That'd be fine, if you didn't mind paying upwards of $500 for a red-light or speeding citation.

Justice isn't free, and neither are jurors, food, judges' time (which is further tied down when a jury is involved) postage for mailing the notices and juror filtering processes. I suggest you shut the fvck up and serve in the damn jury. For a former Marine, you sure are a piss-faced whiner.

Probably mad at having to fix all those planes.

 

[sillymofo]

Originally posted by: MacBaine

Originally posted by: jumpr

Originally posted by: cr4zymofo

Originally posted by: jumpr
I think it'd be fun to serve on a jury, especially if the case is interesting. You're just a fvcktard who thinks he's more important than everyone else. You'd want dedicated jurors in a case involving YOU, why not give others the same opportunity.

Fvcking government? I say fvcking tool.

You're convicted and I here by sentence you to STFU, with probation.

In that fcuking case, I want my 12 jurors for my traffic court so I can get a fair trial. If you can get me that, then I'll fcuking serve, otherwise, do what I suggested.

You want 12 jurors for a traffic ticket? That'd be fine, if you didn't mind paying upwards of $500 for a red-light or speeding citation.

Justice isn't free, and neither are jurors, food, judges' time (which is further tied down when a jury is involved) postage for mailing the notices and juror filtering processes. I suggest you shut the fvck up and serve in the damn jury. For a former Marine, you sure are a piss-faced whiner.

Probably mad at having to fix all those planes.

God damn right

As for assjumprhat... I earned my right to whine bitch, what the fcuk have YOU done? Besides wasting space?

 

[Ryan]

Originally posted by: cr4zymofo

Originally posted by: GoodDad

Originally posted by: cr4zymofo

Originally posted by: GoodDad

Originally posted by: cr4zymofo
Jury duty, that is. Fcuking government, why me? And I'm running out of excuses.

you have again proved your stupidity and worthlessness. Please stop consuming the precious air that us worthwhile ones need.

You too? Another hollier than thou biotch... STFU too!

if you dont want to pay your debt to society you can revoke your citizenship. You will no longer be able to vote, own property, and you wont be entitled to your rights as US citizen anymore. If you arent willing to give up those things, then I suggest you "STFU" and go be a man. Or is that asking too much?

No... actually you reallllly need to STFU.

I think I've served this country for 6 years when I was a Marine, and I think my debt to this country is paid. Unless you've done the same or more, then you can talk shiet about me not wanting to do my duty.

So now I suggest you put that phallic pacifier back in your mouth and go earn your worth somewhere else.

EDIT: that same goes for every other asshats that want to do the "duty", have some duty and stfu.

Why only six? Discharged because you don't know when NOT to act like a little kid?

 

[sillymofo]

Originally posted by: rbloedow

Originally posted by: cr4zymofo

Originally posted by: GoodDad

Originally posted by: cr4zymofo

Originally posted by: GoodDad

Originally posted by: cr4zymofo
Jury duty, that is. Fcuking government, why me? And I'm running out of excuses.

you have again proved your stupidity and worthlessness. Please stop consuming the precious air that us worthwhile ones need.

You too? Another hollier than thou biotch... STFU too!

if you dont want to pay your debt to society you can revoke your citizenship. You will no longer be able to vote, own property, and you wont be entitled to your rights as US citizen anymore. If you arent willing to give up those things, then I suggest you "STFU" and go be a man. Or is that asking too much?

No... actually you reallllly need to STFU.

I think I've served this country for 6 years when I was a Marine, and I think my debt to this country is paid. Unless you've done the same or more, then you can talk shiet about me not wanting to do my duty.

So now I suggest you put that phallic pacifier back in your mouth and go earn your worth somewhere else.

EDIT: that same goes for every other asshats that want to do the "duty", have some duty and stfu.

Why only six? Discharged because you don't know when NOT to act like a little kid?

hahahahah... No sir, that's for having a fcuking brain (edit: and mature) and know when to call it quit.

 

Originally posted by: cr4zymofo
As for assjumprhat... I earned my right to whine bitch, what the fcuk have YOU done? Besides wasting space?

Oh, so anyone who's not yelling "Hooah!" is now a waste of space to you? Who do you think you were protecting when you served in the Marines?

Jesus, I wonder if they're teaching recruits to be whiny pissant bitches in the Marines now.

 

[gistech1978]

i cant wait to get picked
i would do that in a heartbeat.
jury duty vs work
tough choice to make...

 

[Ryan]

Originally posted by: cr4zymofo

Originally posted by: rbloedow

Originally posted by: cr4zymofo

Originally posted by: GoodDad

Originally posted by: cr4zymofo

Originally posted by: GoodDad

Originally posted by: cr4zymofo
Jury duty, that is. Fcuking government, why me? And I'm running out of excuses.

you have again proved your stupidity and worthlessness. Please stop consuming the precious air that us worthwhile ones need.

You too? Another hollier than thou biotch... STFU too!

if you dont want to pay your debt to society you can revoke your citizenship. You will no longer be able to vote, own property, and you wont be entitled to your rights as US citizen anymore. If you arent willing to give up those things, then I suggest you "STFU" and go be a man. Or is that asking too much?

No... actually you reallllly need to STFU.

I think I've served this country for 6 years when I was a Marine, and I think my debt to this country is paid. Unless you've done the same or more, then you can talk shiet about me not wanting to do my duty.

So now I suggest you put that phallic pacifier back in your mouth and go earn your worth somewhere else.

EDIT: that same goes for every other asshats that want to do the "duty", have some duty and stfu.

Why only six? Discharged because you don't know when NOT to act like a little kid?

hahahahah... No sir, that's for having a fcuking brain (edit: and mature) and know when to call it quit.

Did the ability to form coherant thoughts and replies come with that sorry excuse for a brain too?

 

[sillymofo]

Originally posted by: jumpr

Originally posted by: cr4zymofo
As for assjumprhat... I earned my right to whine bitch, what the fcuk have YOU done? Besides wasting space?

Oh, so anyone who's not yelling "Hooah!" is now a waste of space to you? Who do you think you were protecting when you served in the Marines?
Jesus, I wonder if they're teaching recruits to be whiny pissant bitches in the Marines now.

I know better than to be brain washed into thinking that I'm actually protecting somebody when I served in the Marine. And certainly not your stupid ass if I had to. If I find you on fire, I wouldn't piss on you, that's because you're being a little bitch and know nothing beside the womb that you have and are living in.

There's a saying, if a Marine is not bitching, he's not happy. We bitch because we can, but when push come to shove, we're the one that's gonna be doing the shiets that we bitched about, not your c0ck scuking face. So I guess somehow during my years, it's my right to bitch that I'm protecting, and all the while, keeping your right to scuk c0ck intact.