Originally posted by: FoBoT
Originally posted by: ArmchairAthlete
Originally posted by: FoBoT
how come chicks never leave their fly open?
its always the dudes that do this
i wonder why
Because guys have more reason to zip/unzip it. And thus more opportunities to forget to zip it back up.
so chicks don't unzip when they drop their pants to sit on the potty? are you sure? they just pull them down without unzipping? i don't think that is it
That's not it! The reasons you and I have almost never encountered a chick with her fly down are legion! To wit:
1. Why do you think they always visit the girl's room in two's?
2. They tend to pause to wash their hands afterwards more than the "shake and bake" boyz do, and in lavishly appointed near spas with resplendent with mirrors everywhere the better to catch that open nookie nook.
3. Any woman who leaves the girl's room "au naturel" is immediately surrounded by an opaque wall of would be suitors and free lance porno talent scouts. All you and I ever notice is a huge blob of mysteriously agitated men waving contracts and phone numbers.