I know this joke is old but I figure there must be some people out there who haven't heard it.
Three men are captured by a tribe of savages, deep in the jungle. They are brought before the tribal chief who declares that because they were caught trespassing on tribal land, each man must face punishment. However, the men get to choose the punishment that they receive. The chief declares that each man can either choose to be put to death, or be subjected to Ooga Booga.
The first man says, "I don't want to die! I choose Ooga Booga." A group of tribesman grab the man and take him off into the jungle where they sodomize him repeatedly and just completely tear him up. They drag him back to the tribal meeting ground sobbing and bloody, and he screams out to the other men, "OHHHH, it's horrible, whatever you do don't chose Ooga Booga!" However, the man is let go, and he limps off into the jungle.
The second man, thinking that the first man is just weak, also decides that he doesn't want to die and chooses Ooga Booga as well. Well, the same thing happens. He's dragged off into the jungle, completely ravaged, and dragged back before the chief. He also cries out, "It's awful, so awful! Don't choose Ooga Booga for the love of God!" However, he too is released and stumbles into the jungle.
Finally it's the third man's turn. Now, this guy isn't a weak fellow, but he isn't stupid either. "Those were two of the toughest guys I've ever known. There's no way I am going to choose Ooga Booga after both of them came back like that," he says. "I chose death!"
A very stern look comes over the chief's face and he says, "Very well, you are hereby sentenced to death.... by Ooga Booga!!!!"
Three men are captured by a tribe of savages, deep in the jungle. They are brought before the tribal chief who declares that because they were caught trespassing on tribal land, each man must face punishment. However, the men get to choose the punishment that they receive. The chief declares that each man can either choose to be put to death, or be subjected to Ooga Booga.
The first man says, "I don't want to die! I choose Ooga Booga." A group of tribesman grab the man and take him off into the jungle where they sodomize him repeatedly and just completely tear him up. They drag him back to the tribal meeting ground sobbing and bloody, and he screams out to the other men, "OHHHH, it's horrible, whatever you do don't chose Ooga Booga!" However, the man is let go, and he limps off into the jungle.
The second man, thinking that the first man is just weak, also decides that he doesn't want to die and chooses Ooga Booga as well. Well, the same thing happens. He's dragged off into the jungle, completely ravaged, and dragged back before the chief. He also cries out, "It's awful, so awful! Don't choose Ooga Booga for the love of God!" However, he too is released and stumbles into the jungle.
Finally it's the third man's turn. Now, this guy isn't a weak fellow, but he isn't stupid either. "Those were two of the toughest guys I've ever known. There's no way I am going to choose Ooga Booga after both of them came back like that," he says. "I chose death!"
A very stern look comes over the chief's face and he says, "Very well, you are hereby sentenced to death.... by Ooga Booga!!!!"
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