Only shlitz and porkrinds. Update day 3!

[MetalMat]

I am starting today, just got myself a case of shlitz and a few bags of bbq flavored pork rinds. Say hello to the next week.

 

[spidey07]

Originally posted by: MetalMat
I am starting today, just got myself a case of shlitz and a few bags of bbq flavored pork rinds. Say hello to the next week.

And say goodbye to your pooper.

 

[PanzerIV]

Mmmm mm. Nutritious eatin' at its best.

 

[geno]

Schlitz is terrible

 

[K1052]

Throw in some Mad Dog 20/20 and you have yourself a party.

 

[TheNinja]

I'd have gone for Pabst and Doritos. But to each his own. I applaud your courage.

 

[jemcam]

Originally posted by: spidey07

Originally posted by: MetalMat
I am starting today, just got myself a case of shlitz and a few bags of bbq flavored pork rinds. Say hello to the next week.

And say goodbye to your pooper.

You can say that again.

OP, while you're at it, pick up the anti-diarrheal meds of your choice. You're definitely going to need it because you're soon going to have jet propulsion.

 

[Bryophyte]

:barf;

 

[Zugzwang152]

I do not envy your colon, sir.

 

[pyonir]

We must see pics to verify.

 

[MetalMat]

Originally posted by: K1052
Throw in some Mad Dog 20/20 and you have yourself a party.

One night last weekend I drank a 750 ml of "Key Lime Pie" and a 750ml of "Peach Cream"....... needless to say I felt like crap the next day.

 

[Bryophyte]

Ok, this talk of Schlitz beer reminded me of a joke my grandma told me years ago. Yes, that's right, my sweet little saintly grandma.

-Why don't women drink beer at the beach?
-Because they might get sand in their Schlitz.

:Q

 

[K1052]

Originally posted by: MetalMat

Originally posted by: K1052
Throw in some Mad Dog 20/20 and you have yourself a party.

One night last weekend I drank a 750 ml of "Key Lime Pie" and a 750ml of "Peach Cream"....... needless to say I felt like crap the next day.

You are a stupid, stupid man.😛

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: Bryophyte
Ok, this talk of Schlitz beer reminded me of a joke my grandma told me years ago. Yes, that's right, my sweet little saintly grandma.

-Why don't women drink beer at the beach?
-Because they might get sand in their Schlitz.

:Q

LMAO! :thumbsup:

 

[Zugzwang152]

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: Bryophyte
Ok, this talk of Schlitz beer reminded me of a joke my grandma told me years ago. Yes, that's right, my sweet little saintly grandma.

-Why don't women drink beer at the beach?
-Because they might get sand in their Schlitz.

:Q

LMAO! :thumbsup:

:Q

 

[MetalMat]

Day 3:

I feel really bad right now. I wish I could drink something else, like some water. I hate shlitz now. Living off the porkrinds is making me feel ill. I must have gained 5lbs so far.

 

[badmouse]

Originally posted by: MetalMat
Day 3:

I feel really bad right now. I wish I could drink something else, like some water. I hate shlitz now. Living off the porkrinds is making me feel ill. I must have gained 5lbs so far.

Thank you for the mental picture. Now I'm going to go watch some porn or something.

Hope you survive.

Oh, :beer:

 

[Ulfwald]

drink a gallon of water with metamucil added to it.

 

[Wahsapa]

your so gonna die

 

[SirStev0]

Originally posted by: Wahsapa
your so gonna die

agree