Only in Canada

[Red Squirrel]

Not only do thieves not carry guns, but some will even return your stuff and say sorry.

http://news.nationalpost.com/2012/08/01/guelph-police/

Dear Family I Have Wronged,

I’m the one who committed the serious crime against your family, and I want to apologize from the bottom of my heart.

I comprimised your feelings of safety in your own home and privacey and that is unforgivable. I want to promise you it was nothing person, and I didn’t go through any of your personal belongings. I’ve been having a very tough time financially and I made the worst mistake of my life.

I regretted it immediatly afterwards… I can’t put into words how sorry I am.

Please accept everything I took plus $50 for repairing the screen. I will also commit to at least 15 hours of community service to help partially atone for what I’ve done. This is the first and last time I will ever commit a crime.

If I could do more for you I would but I can’t reveal myself since getting caught would ruin my life.. Just another reason I’m so ashamed of what I’ve done.

I’ve jeopordized your peace of mind as well as my own.

Please find it in your hearts to forgive the stranger who harmed you.

 

[Crono]

Nice, and he used notepad, too.

 

[T_Yamamoto]

Nice guy
He gets some Kudo points

 

[mnewsham]

Title needs to be corrected, "Only in Guelph"

I go there every year on vacation

 

[Ichinisan]

Some printers leave markings that are invisible to the naked eye and can uniquely identify the printer that was used.

https://w2.eff.org/Privacy/printers/docucolor/

 

[Dude111]

Thats nice when a criminal suddenly has guilt and apologises for it all....... (Doesnt happen often)


Thanx for sharing!

 

[Ichinisan]

Nice, and he used notepad, too.

Should have used something with spell check, like Google Docs.

 

[CallMeJoe]

Should have used something with spell check, like Google Docs.

Perhaps his spell check has a Canadian dictionary...

 

[Ichinisan]

Perhaps his spell check has a Canadian dictionary...

I don't think "comprimised" or "privacey" are words in Canada.

...and notepad.exe doesn't have any kind of spell check.

 

[RelaxTheMind]

do you think an apology note from an american thief would have any less spelling errors?

 

[Ichinisan]

Do you think an apology note from an American thief would have fewer spelling errors?

Nope.

 

[Crono]

do you think an apology note from an american thief would have any less spelling errors?

i iz sory dat i took yo stuff
- theif

 

[Ichinisan]

i iz sory dat i took yo stuff
- theef