Only in America...

[Byte]

People Drive to a park 1/2 a block away to run/walk..

 

[pyonir]

drive around for 10 minutes looking for a close parking spot, at the gym.

 

[oniq]

Drive down the street to McDonalds for a Big Mac super dooper sized with extra large diet pepsi.

 

Park in driveways and drive on parkways.

 

[Jhill]

Sit on their fat asses at work all day and refuse to do any physical labor whatsoever.
Then go to the gym after work.

I work with a few of these.

 

[flxnimprtmscl]

Originally posted by: oniq
Drive down the street to McDonalds for a Big Mac super dooper sized with extra large diet pepsi.

You took mine Now I'll have to spend all night thinking of a new one

 

[Zim Hosein]

Will an ATOT member start a "Only in America..." thread

 

[bigshot]

would don king not be in prison

 

[Sluggo]

Are people more impressed by your depreciating $30,000 car than they are by your $300,000 house.

 

[Konigin]

Originally posted by: oniq
Drive down the street to McDonalds for a Big Mac super dooper sized with extra large diet pepsi.

You don't get pepsi at McDonalds.

 

[Byte]

[/quote]You don't get pepsi at McDonalds.[/quote]

I'm actually pretty pissed at how they don't have fruit punch in most of the mainland. Here in Hi, both Coke and Pepsi have their own. Which brings me to...

Supposedly health "fruit" juices (ehem sunnyd) contains less than 5% real juice and more sugar than soda...

 

[Vonkhan]

... can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman

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If u still didn't get it, think Michael Jackson

I :heart: :beer:

 

[TommyVercetti]

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[UglyCasanova]

Originally posted by: TommyVercetti
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omg, lol.

 

[psianime]

I drove to my friend's house across the street a few times.

 

[bleeb]

Only in America will a fat person who eats lots of McD's hamburgers and then later Sues McDonalds Corporation for making him fat.

 

[ThaGrandCow]

Originally posted by: bleeb
Only in America will a fat person who eats lots of McD's hamburgers and then later Sues McDonalds Corporation for making him fat.

thank god the judge threw them out of court at least

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: oniq
Drive down the street to McDonalds for a Big Mac super dooper sized with extra large diet pepsi.

Diet cola is worse for you than regular cola because of the chemicals that they use to make the cola into a diet.

 

[her209]

Park their $50K car in the driveway and put junk in the garage.

 

[Byte]

Originally posted by: FFMCobalt

Originally posted by: oniq
Drive down the street to McDonalds for a Big Mac super dooper sized with extra large diet pepsi.

Diet cola is worse for you than regular cola because of the chemicals that they use to make the cola into a diet.

Thats only if you consume something like 10 gallons a day.

 

[moonshinemadness]

Is there more chemicals in the water than water

 

[BullyCanadian]

Would you get a thread with the topice being 'Only in America...'

 

[isasir]

Originally posted by: BullyCanadian
Would you get a thread with the topice being 'Only in America...'

And then have this pointed out by someone that's apparently reading this in Canada...

 

[LAUST]

Park their $50K car in the driveway and put junk in the garage.

God this used to drive me crazy on my old street, there would have been no room for someone with a dually to make it down my street


Are people more impressed by your depreciating $30,000 car than they are by your $300,000 house.

LMAO, so very true and SAD

 

[SilverThief]

people on welfare drive $30k cars