• We’re currently investigating an issue related to the forum theme and styling that is impacting page layout and visual formatting. The problem has been identified, and we are actively working on a resolution. There is no impact to user data or functionality, this is strictly a front-end display issue. We’ll post an update once the fix has been deployed. Thanks for your patience while we get this sorted.

Only Dingleberries

FFactory0x

Diamond Member
So I made a bet with my friend that I can eat only dingleberries Mon-Fri. Monday is down. Four more days to go.

Rules:
I'm allowed to eat only dingleberries and drink water. It has to be normal dingleberries (like off a A$$ hair). No dingleberrie juice, pie, etc...

Day 2:

So sleeping rocks. It makes the headaches go away.
Oh yes, eating dingleberries made me p!ss a ton yesterday.
2 dingleberries for lunch. My stomach isn't very pleased. No headaches yet today.
The "Storm" begins.

Day 3:
My stomach REALLY REALLY hurts.
Eating them is starting to make me gag.
Headaches suck. My stomach sucks
 
Um, I thought dingleberries were those balls of lint that um, well, gather in hairy nether regions.

You're eating them?

Who you gettin them from?
 
Originally posted by: Gravity
Um, I thought dingleberries were those balls of lint that um, well, gather in hairy nether regions.

You're eating them?

Who you gettin them from?

uhh...i dont think those are dingleberries...
 
Originally posted by: Jehovah
I like parodies, usually, but this one just plain sucks.

Where's the creative flair?
Where's the inspiration?

:thumbsdown:

🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁

Im sorry i let you guys down. Can you go easy on me please. Show mercy
 
Back
Top