Only Apples

[five40]

So I made a bet with my friend that I can eat only apples Mon-Fri. Monday is down. Two more days to go.

Rules:
I'm allowed to eat only apples and drink water. It has to be normal apples (like off a tree). No apple juice, pie, etc...

Day 2:

So sleeping rocks. It makes the headaches go away.
Oh yes, eating apples made me p!ss a ton yesterday.
2 apples for lunch. My stomach isn't very pleased. No headaches yet today.
The "Storm" begins.

Day 3:
My stomach REALLY REALLY hurts.
Eating them is starting to make me gag.
Headaches suck. My stomach sucks

Day 4:
So far alright. Of course it is the morning so that's always good. It as the day goes on that things get much worse.
Headaches gone and stomach ok for now.

Final Day:
It has begun. I am so happy that this is almost done. 14 hours to go.
Nothing new or exciting. I think I'm getting used to the pain.

2 more hours

Yummy Baklava

Mmmm Cheesecake

Chips

Cookies are so good for you.

Ahhh, Trail Mix

Yes. Cheese and Crackers.

Last but not least....Pizza

It's over. I tried to eat chips and and some crackers. Both times, I'd eat a little and the bathroom would be my friend A LOT. Real food tastes SOOOOOOO good. Yummmmmmy. To bad I can't barely eat much without crapping like crazy.

 

[Kalvin00]

Oh jeez...I hope you bet a lot.

 

[Kalvin00]

Woops.

 

[Schadenfreude]

No kidding.

Now, just out of curiosity, does this only mean, like, real apples? Howabout apple pie? Or Apple cobbler?

 

[five40]

Originally posted by: Kalvin00
Woops.

Well we'll see how this ends up. Today wasn't to bad.

 

[five40]

Originally posted by: Jehovah
No kidding.

Now, just out of curiosity, does this only mean, like, real apples? Howabout apple pie? Or Apple cobbler?

Just real apples. No pie, juice, etc.... I can eat any type of apple I want, it just has to be from off the tree.

 

[oogabooga]

man, you're going to be craving the meats and carbs around day three, but it's doable. At least you picked apples and not like gummy bears..

the bet better not be for a pound of apples.

 

[five40]

Originally posted by: oogabooga
man, you're going to be craving the meats and carbs around day three, but it's doable. At least you picked apples and not like gummy bears..

the bet better not be for a pound of apples.

LOL. A pound of apples. I already want normal food but it's not like I'm ready to kill to get it yet.

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

How much is the bet for?

 

[raildogg]

im getting sick just thinking about it. one apple is more than enough for me. oh man

 

[Paulson]

Green apples.. mmmmmmmmmmmm

 

[five40]

Originally posted by: AgaBoogaBoo
How much is the bet for?

Well if I win I'll get to have him do his version of this type of a bet. If I lose he does nothing and I just had to eat a sh!t load of apples.

 

[Zeeky Boogy Doog]

Originally posted by: AgaBoogaBoo
How much is the bet for?

 

[beer]

I figure you need to eat about 25 apples a day for a decent caloric intake.

 

[Chaotic42]

An apple has like 80 calories. I hope you're hungry.

 

[Schadenfreude]

Originally posted by: five40

Originally posted by: AgaBoogaBoo
How much is the bet for?

Well if I win I'll get to have him do his version of this type of a bet. If I lose he does nothing and I just had to eat a sh!t load of apples.

Wow so he potentially has to do thing while you're making an ass of yourself?

You can't win, either way, can ya?:thumbsdown:

 

[KnickNut3]

Originally posted by: five40

Originally posted by: AgaBoogaBoo
How much is the bet for?

Well if I win I'll get to have him do his version of this type of a bet. If I lose he does nothing and I just had to eat a sh!t load of apples.

So if you win, you break even. If you lose, you lose terribly.
Doesn't take a actuary, a probability theorist, or a poker player to tell you your EV is not too good on that bet.

 

[jtusa]

Originally posted by: five40

Originally posted by: AgaBoogaBoo
How much is the bet for?

Well if I win I'll get to have him do his version of this type of a bet. If I lose he does nothing and I just had to eat a sh!t load of apples.

This reminds me of Dumb & Dumber when Floyd bet Harry he could get him to bet by the end of the day.

Although an apple sounds really good right now.

 

[oogabooga]

it's not just caloric intake at risk, but malnutrition, albiet most people who have access to the internet have umm... stores of nutrients and calories. Apples just don't provide everything which is wh diversity is important.

remember that your brain uses carbs and other complex sugars as does the rest of your body, you won't die (i don't think) from one week, but it sure as hell ain't good for you.

 

[Wahsapa]

how bout you sneak some vitamine capsules in there at some point

 

[JasonK]

Use that ronco flavor injector and pump some hidden vitamin capsules into your apple before you eat it, your friend will never know

 

[dc]

SOILD FLAVOR INJECTOR > *

 

[habib89]

man.. i thought you were gonna get like $500 or something.. i might do it for that.. and of coruse he would have to provide the apples... what is his version of it? i hope it's eating sh!t.. cause that's about the only thing that would entice me to eat only apples for a week...

btw, do you at least get to drink water? cause won't you die?

 

[jagec]

Originally posted by: oogabooga
it's not just caloric intake at risk, but malnutrition, albiet most people who have access to the internet have umm... stores of nutrients and calories. Apples just don't provide everything which is wh diversity is important.

remember that your brain uses carbs and other complex sugars as does the rest of your body, you won't die (i don't think) from one week, but it sure as hell ain't good for you.

...not in five days...it's really not a large stretch in five days. You can get away with eating nothing for that long, but most people start getting super weak and semi-delirious after too long without food.

Yes, I know from personal experience. Reading books in that state is...interesting.

 

[Ryan]

Dude - you're going to be constipated. My sister used to eat apples religiously as a kid - one day she got all stopped up, and had to go to the emergency room because of it.