Online Speling errrors

[AlienCraft]

I was taking a survey from HARRIS OnLine just now, and this was an answer in a catageory....

• Routine maitenance, minor repair, or minor remodeling project

Uhhhhh HELLO? Spell Check Much ????

Post other example if you have any....



This is why spelling, punctuation and grammar count , kids. The cavalier disregard of increasing error rates is BAD , no matter what the field.

THEORUM: If one allows unchecked errors to increase in the COM bus, one is prone to not notice error rates increasing on other busses as well.

 

[jumpr]

Originally posted by: AlienCraft
I was taking a survey from HARRIS OnLine just now, and this was an answer in a catageory....

• Routine maitenance, minor repair, or minor remodeling project

Uhhhhh HELLO? Spell Check Much ????

Post other example if you have any....



This is why spelling, punctuation and grammar count , kids. The cavalier disregard of increasing error rates is BAD , no matter what the field.

THEORUM: If one allows unchecked errors to increase in the COM bus (I really have no idea what you're talking about, so I'm not even sure if it's wrong or not), one is prone to not notice error rates increasing on other busses as well.

I'm not sure if your post was a joke or not, but nonetheless, I have taken the liberty to highlight a few of the spelling, punctuation and grammar mistakes in your post.

 

[biggestmuff]

Originally posted by: jumpr

Originally posted by: AlienCraft
I was taking a survey from HARRIS OnLine just now, and this was an answer in a catageory....

• Routine maitenance, minor repair, or minor remodeling project

Uhhhhh HELLO? Spell Check Much ????

Post other example if you have any....



This is why spelling, punctuation and grammar count , kids. The cavalier disregard of increasing error rates is BAD , no matter what the field.

THEORUM: If one allows unchecked errors to increase in the COM bus (I really have no idea what you're talking about, so I'm not even sure if it's wrong or not), one is prone to not notice error rates increasing on other busses as well.

I'm not sure if your post was a joke or not, but nonetheless, I have taken the liberty to highlight a few of the spelling, punctuation and grammar mistakes in your post.

Uberpwned.

 

[AlienCraft]

Originally posted by: jumpr

Originally posted by: AlienCraft
I was taking a survey from HARRIS OnLine just now, and this was an answer in a catageory....

• Routine maitenance, minor repair, or minor remodeling project

Uhhhhh HELLO? Spell Check Much ????

Post other example if you have any....



This is why spelling, punctuation and grammar count , kids. The cavalier disregard of increasing error rates is BAD , no matter what the field.

THEOREM: If one allows unchecked errors to increase in the COM bus (I really have no idea what you're talking about, so I'm not even sure if it's wrong or not), one is prone to not notice error rates increasing on other busses as well.

I'm not sure if your post was a joke or not, but nonetheless, I have taken the liberty to highlight a few of the spelling, punctuation and grammar mistakes in your post.

Well, aren't you the little student schooling the teacher?
Care to elucidate the actual faults found?
As for the COM Buss comment, If you were able to extrapolate in a creative sense, one might see the parallel being drawn as to COMMUNICATION. However, that might require some higher processing functions your Grey matter processor may not be capable of.
It's OK, I understand that not all new hardware is as functional as it's predecessors.
If a new system or piece of hardware puts it's unique features behind a drop down menu or dialog box that contains irrelevant info, the new users won't use the cool new stuff.
FOR THE RECORD : I have JUST SWITCHED to FIREFOX and I'm getting used to the auto spell check on the thing.
These people who make the fields and contrasting colors for different functions would do well to actually survey people for ability to differentiate these fields amongst the end using demographic.
Point of Fact: Older eyeballs do not see as well as younger eyeballs.

Now go use your powers for good instead of evil, ya little .....

I swear sometimes ......

Wandering away , in robe and slippers, and BIGGER COFFEE, mumbling to himself and looking for something to go smoke.......

 

[AlienCraft]

Originally posted by: biggestmuff

Originally posted by: jumpr

Originally posted by: AlienCraft
I was taking a survey from HARRIS OnLine just now, and this was an answer in a catageory....

• Routine maitenance, minor repair, or minor remodeling project

Uhhhhh HELLO? Spell Check Much ????

Post other example if you have any....



This is why spelling, punctuation and grammar count , kids. The cavalier disregard of increasing error rates is BAD , no matter what the field.

THEORUM: If one allows unchecked errors to increase in the COM bus (I really have no idea what you're talking about, so I'm not even sure if it's wrong or not), one is prone to not notice error rates increasing on other busses as well.

I'm not sure if your post was a joke or not, but nonetheless, I have taken the liberty to highlight a few of the spelling, punctuation and grammar mistakes in your post.

Uberpwned.

I guess you failed to see the ones in the title..... doh, we're talking about COMMERCIAL sites where people supposedly get PAID to proofread stuff, mmmmmmmkaayyy ?

Geez , do you guy's really believe your own propaganda?

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: jumpr

Originally posted by: AlienCraft
I was taking a survey from HARRIS OnLine just now, and this was an answer in a catageory....

• Routine maitenance, minor repair, or minor remodeling project

Uhhhhh HELLO? Spell Check Much ????

Post other example if you have any....



This is why spelling, punctuation and grammar count , kids. The cavalier disregard of increasing error rates is BAD , no matter what the field.

THEORUM: If one allows unchecked errors to increase in the COM bus (I really have no idea what you're talking about, so I'm not even sure if it's wrong or not), one is prone to not notice error rates increasing on other busses as well.

I'm not sure if your post was a joke or not, but nonetheless, I have taken the liberty to highlight a few of the spelling, punctuation and grammar mistakes in your post.

lmao

 

[jumpr]

Originally posted by: AlienCraft

Originally posted by: jumpr

Originally posted by: AlienCraft
I was taking a survey from HARRIS OnLine just now, and this was an answer in a catageory....

• Routine maitenance, minor repair, or minor remodeling project

Uhhhhh HELLO? Spell Check Much ????

Post other example if you have any....



This is why spelling, punctuation and grammar count , kids. The cavalier disregard of increasing error rates is BAD , no matter what the field.

THEOREM: If one allows unchecked errors to increase in the COM bus (I really have no idea what you're talking about, so I'm not even sure if it's wrong or not), one is prone to not notice error rates increasing on other busses as well.

I'm not sure if your post was a joke or not, but nonetheless, I have taken the liberty to highlight a few of the spelling, punctuation and grammar mistakes in your post.

Well, aren't you the little student schooling the teacher?
Care to elucidate the actual faults found?
As for the COM Buss comment, If you were able to extrapolate in a creative sense, one might see the parallel being drawn as to COMMUNICATION. However, that might require some higher processing functions your Grey matter processor may not be capable of.
It's OK, I understand that not all new hardware is as functional as it's predecessors.
If a new system or piece of hardware puts it's unique features behind a drop down menu or dialog box that contains irrelevant info, the new users won't use the cool new stuff.
FOR THE RECORD : I have JUST SWITCHED to FIREFOX and I'm getting used to the auto spell check on the thing.
These people who make the fields and contrasting colors for different functions would do well to actually survey people for ability to differentiate these fields amongst the end using demographic.
Point of Fact: Older eyeballs do not see as well as younger eyeballs.

Now go use your powers for good instead of evil, ya little .....

I swear sometimes ......

Wandering away , in robe and slippers, and BIGGER COFFEE, mumbling to himself and looking for something to go smoke.......

Sure:

1. you included an extra space on the leading edge of the comma twice in the original post, and once in your response
2. you misspelled "category"
3. you mistakenly capitalized "check" and "much"
4. you spelled "theorem" wrong originally (though you later fixed it)
5. the industry standard (the journalism industry, that is) abbreviation for "communication" is "comm." and not "COM"
6. you misspelled "buses" and "bus," presumably in an attempt to abbreviate "business"
7. you misused "it's," which is a contraction of "it is," when you obviously meant to show ownership ("its")
8. you incorrectly capitalized "grey"

Would you like to respond? Are you finished yet?

 

[JujuFish]

Originally posted by: jumpr

Originally posted by: AlienCraft

Originally posted by: jumpr

Originally posted by: AlienCraft
I was taking a survey from HARRIS OnLine just now, and this was an answer in a catageory....

• Routine maitenance, minor repair, or minor remodeling project

Uhhhhh HELLO? Spell Check Much ????

Post other example if you have any....



This is why spelling, punctuation and grammar count , kids. The cavalier disregard of increasing error rates is BAD , no matter what the field.

THEOREM: If one allows unchecked errors to increase in the COM bus (I really have no idea what you're talking about, so I'm not even sure if it's wrong or not), one is prone to not notice error rates increasing on other busses as well.

I'm not sure if your post was a joke or not, but nonetheless, I have taken the liberty to highlight a few of the spelling, punctuation and grammar mistakes in your post.

Well, aren't you the little student schooling the teacher?
Care to elucidate the actual faults found?
As for the COM Buss comment, If you were able to extrapolate in a creative sense, one might see the parallel being drawn as to COMMUNICATION. However, that might require some higher processing functions your Grey matter processor may not be capable of.
It's OK, I understand that not all new hardware is as functional as it's predecessors.
If a new system or piece of hardware puts it's unique features behind a drop down menu or dialog box that contains irrelevant info, the new users won't use the cool new stuff.
FOR THE RECORD : I have JUST SWITCHED to FIREFOX and I'm getting used to the auto spell check on the thing.
These people who make the fields and contrasting colors for different functions would do well to actually survey people for ability to differentiate these fields amongst the end using demographic.
Point of Fact: Older eyeballs do not see as well as younger eyeballs.

Now go use your powers for good instead of evil, ya little .....

I swear sometimes ......

Wandering away , in robe and slippers, and BIGGER COFFEE, mumbling to himself and looking for something to go smoke.......

Would you like to respond? Are you finished yet?

You forgot a couple.

 

[JujuFish]

Originally posted by: AlienCraft
Well, aren't you the little student schooling the teacher?

You consider yourself the teacher? LMAO.

 

[AlienCraft]

Originally posted by: jumpr

Would you like to respond? Are you finished yet?[/quote]
Ahh geezzus, Beat me already! WHIP My English into shape! :lips:
Care to get off my back and let the next one have a turn?

 

[jumpr]

Originally posted by: JujuFish

Originally posted by: jumpr

Originally posted by: AlienCraft

Originally posted by: jumpr

Originally posted by: AlienCraft
I was taking a survey from HARRIS OnLine just now, and this was an answer in a catageory....

• Routine maitenance, minor repair, or minor remodeling project

Uhhhhh HELLO? Spell Check Much ????

Post other example if you have any....



This is why spelling, punctuation and grammar count , kids. The cavalier disregard of increasing error rates is BAD , no matter what the field.

THEOREM: If one allows unchecked errors to increase in the COM bus (I really have no idea what you're talking about, so I'm not even sure if it's wrong or not), one is prone to not notice error rates increasing on other busses as well.

I'm not sure if your post was a joke or not, but nonetheless, I have taken the liberty to highlight a few of the spelling, punctuation and grammar mistakes in your post.

Well, aren't you the little student schooling the teacher?
Care to elucidate the actual faults found?
As for the COM Buss comment, If you were able to extrapolate in a creative sense, one might see the parallel being drawn as to COMMUNICATION. However, that might require some higher processing functions your Grey matter processor may not be capable of.
It's OK, I understand that not all new hardware is as functional as it's predecessors.
If a new system or piece of hardware puts it's unique features behind a drop down menu or dialog box that contains irrelevant info, the new users won't use the cool new stuff.
FOR THE RECORD : I have JUST SWITCHED to FIREFOX and I'm getting used to the auto spell check on the thing.
These people who make the fields and contrasting colors for different functions would do well to actually survey people for ability to differentiate these fields amongst the end using demographic.
Point of Fact: Older eyeballs do not see as well as younger eyeballs.

Now go use your powers for good instead of evil, ya little .....

I swear sometimes ......

Wandering away , in robe and slippers, and BIGGER COFFEE, mumbling to himself and looking for something to go smoke.......

Would you like to respond? Are you finished yet?

You forgot a couple.

I edited my post above to "elucidate" some of the more glaring errors. Some of the OP's grammatical errors are too complicated to expose with a simple highlight.

 

[AlienCraft]

Originally posted by: JujuFish

Originally posted by: AlienCraft
Well, aren't you the little student schooling the teacher?

You consider yourself the teacher? LMAO.

NO , I DON't. Check your HUmor and Sarcasm systems, they seem to be non functioning.

I'm sorry, I forgot what a pack of jackals this place was. WtF was I thinking I could draw into the vast plane of knowledge this place is and inject a little humor into the morning?

Thanks for your contribution. I'm a better person for it.


Check meters again.

 

[jumpr]

Originally posted by: AlienCraft

Originally posted by: JujuFish

Originally posted by: AlienCraft
Well, aren't you the little student schooling the teacher?

You consider yourself the teacher? LMAO.

NO , I DON't. Check your HUmor and Sarcasm systems, they seem to be non functioning.

I'm sorry, I forgot what a pack of jackals this place was. WtF was I thinking I could draw into the vast plane of knowledge this place is and inject a little humor into the morning?

Thanks for your contribution.

I'm sorry, but I have a big problem with people who criticize bad grammar and spelling using even poorer grammar and spelling than the example they cite. Perhaps I'm the only one who sees a problem here, but I sure hope that's not the case.

 

[AlienCraft]

Originally posted by: jumpr

Originally posted by: AlienCraft

Originally posted by: JujuFish

Originally posted by: AlienCraft. WtF was I thinking I could draw into the vast plane of knowledge this place is and inject a little humor into the morning?

Thanks for your contribution.

I'm sorry, but I have a big problem with people who criticize bad grammar and spelling using even poorer grammar and spelling than the example they cite. Perhaps I'm the only one who sees a problem here, but I sure hope that's not the case.

I'm sorry, but I have a big problem with people who insist on taking a completely serious and literal interpretation of a topic and sticking with it, even when it's been explained to them that that was not the original intention. Perhaps I'm the only one who sees any humor, especially within the irony here, but I sure hope that's not the case.

:lips:

 

[postmortemIA]

Dell Inspiron 6400/E1505 System BIOS

Enhancements
------------
1. Added support for newer Intel processors.

2. Update unsupported/unknown AC Adpator message.

3. Update battety warning message.

4. Update Computrace ROM 845 for support Vista.

 

[WHAMPOM]

OK Q. Why is business not spelled bizness, instead of the silent "u" and misplaced "i" ?
A. It is a contraction in pronunciation, not spelling.

 

[WHAMPOM]

Originally posted by: AlienCraft
I was taking a survey from HARRIS OnLine just now, and this was an answer in a catageory....

• Routine maitenance, minor repair, or minor remodeling project

Uhhhhh HELLO? Spell Check Much ????

Post other example if you have any....



This is why spelling, punctuation and grammar count , kids. The cavalier disregard of increasing error rates is BAD , no matter what the field.

THEORUM: If one allows unchecked errors to increase in the COM bus, one is prone to not notice error rates increasing on other busses as well.

Mait'nance Them's the guys that fix the plumin and lights.

 

[91TTZ]

Originally posted by: AlienCraft

Well, aren't you the little student schooling the teacher?
Care to elucidate the actual faults found?
As for the COM Buss comment, If you were able to extrapolate in a creative sense, one might see the parallel being drawn as to COMMUNICATION. However, that might require some higher processing functions your Grey matter processor may not be capable of.
It's OK, I understand that not all new hardware is as functional as it's predecessors.
If a new system or piece of hardware puts it's unique features behind a drop down menu or dialog box that contains irrelevant info, the new users won't use the cool new stuff.
FOR THE RECORD : I have JUST SWITCHED to FIREFOX and I'm getting used to the auto spell check on the thing.
These people who make the fields and contrasting colors for different functions would do well to actually survey people for ability to differentiate these fields amongst the end using demographic.
Point of Fact: Older eyeballs do not see as well as younger eyeballs.

Now go use your powers for good instead of evil, ya little .....

I swear sometimes ......

Wandering away , in robe and slippers, and BIGGER COFFEE, mumbling to himself and looking for something to go smoke.......

I sure hope you don't speak that way in public.

Hint: Stop trying to make yourself sound intelligent. It comes off as being shallow and just doesn't work.

 

[CravenTacos]

shallow and pedantic.

 

[foghorn67]

Originally posted by: AlienCraft

Originally posted by: jumpr

Originally posted by: AlienCraft
I was taking a survey from HARRIS OnLine just now, and this was an answer in a catageory....

• Routine maitenance, minor repair, or minor remodeling project

Uhhhhh HELLO? Spell Check Much ????

Post other example if you have any....



This is why spelling, punctuation and grammar count , kids. The cavalier disregard of increasing error rates is BAD , no matter what the field.

THEOREM: If one allows unchecked errors to increase in the COM bus (I really have no idea what you're talking about, so I'm not even sure if it's wrong or not), one is prone to not notice error rates increasing on other busses as well.

I'm not sure if your post was a joke or not, but nonetheless, I have taken the liberty to highlight a few of the spelling, punctuation and grammar mistakes in your post.

Well, aren't you the little student schooling the teacher?
Care to elucidate the actual faults found?
As for the COM Buss comment, If you were able to extrapolate in a creative sense, one might see the parallel being drawn as to COMMUNICATION. However, that might require some higher processing functions your Grey matter processor may not be capable of.
It's OK, I understand that not all new hardware is as functional as it's predecessors.
If a new system or piece of hardware puts it's unique features behind a drop down menu or dialog box that contains irrelevant info, the new users won't use the cool new stuff.
FOR THE RECORD : I have JUST SWITCHED to FIREFOX and I'm getting used to the auto spell check on the thing.
These people who make the fields and contrasting colors for different functions would do well to actually survey people for ability to differentiate these fields amongst the end using demographic.
Point of Fact: Older eyeballs do not see as well as younger eyeballs.

Now go use your powers for good instead of evil, ya little .....

I swear sometimes ......

Wandering away , in robe and slippers, and BIGGER COFFEE, mumbling to himself and looking for something to go smoke.......

This reminds me of when Homer accidentally listens to vocabulary lessons in his sleep.

 

[mwtgg]

Man, this thread backfired.

 

[maximus maximus]

Originally posted by: mwtgg
Man, this thread backfired.

You can say that again..

BTW, I never use spell check or give a damn about grammar especially when posting on a forum like ATOT. I use spell check and correct grammar only for official purposes emails, documents etc..

 

[biggestmuff]

I think someone is vying for "Pwnage of the Year" a little too early!