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Online personals rant... & Home Improvement thread with tile:) pics

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Originally posted by: Skoorb
Originally posted by: PingSpike
How long did it take you to find this out?

Usually they "forget to mention" their bastard kids for a few weeks at least. And the fat girls give you suspicious headshots where you can't tell anything. Or they say "I'm average weight". Average weight is like 165pounds in chub town USA.
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And don't forget that "curvy" means fatter than a walrus. "Athletic" means "I have large calves and thighs from carrying around 250 lbs".
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LOL, been hitting the personals Skoorb?
 
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: Skoorb
Originally posted by: PingSpike
Originally posted by: eakers
dude, your marriage just broke up. take some time to greive it and work on making yourself a better person before you go rushing into another relationship.
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Thats what women do. Men was to get their fvck on immediately.

Edit: Actually, it doesn't really matter what just happened to them...they still want to get fvcked immediately.
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Exactly. Women need to heal, not men 🙂
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ummm.... no...

nothing helps me get over him like a some fresh meat fast. 😀
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Yep.. the Rebound Effect. It works for both men and women just fine, so long as all people involved have a full understanding of the situation.
 
Originally posted by: vshah
Originally posted by: PingSpike
Originally posted by: eakers
dude, your marriage just broke up. take some time to greive it and work on making yourself a better person before you go rushing into another relationship.
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Thats what women do. Men was to get their fvck on immediately.

Edit: Actually, it doesn't really matter what just happened to them...they still want to get fvcked immediately.
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speak for yourself. i like to brood for a while after a relationship ends.

in fact, i'm brooding right now.



IF i were you, i think i would want to not focus on relationships for a while. of course, im 19 and have never been married and i don't know your situation, but it seems like a good, safe route to take for the time being.
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You don't have to focus on relationships while fvcking a fat chick with a heart of gold. All you have to focus on is how you're going to get out of there without waking her up afterwards.
 
Originally posted by: PingSpike
You don't have to focus on relationships while fvcking a fat chick with a heart of gold. All you have to focus on is how you're going to get out of there without waking her up afterwards.
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I like your posts more and more.
 
Originally posted by: Pliablemoose
Originally posted by: eakers
dude, your marriage just broke up. take some time to greive it and work on making yourself a better person before you go rushing into another relationship.
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I did just get my estranged wife a set of tires this morning, does that help my karma?

Of course I think I just lost said karma by letting someone take a hit for me at work😱
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you bought her some tires?

fvck that...my ex could buy her own damn tires :|
 
Originally posted by: Pliablemoose
Wow, so I connect & IM a few women, so far:

1 lost her kids to CPS 6 months ago
1 is divorcing & her ex threw her down a flight of stairs 8 months ago
1 is emotionally crippled by an ex with an internet pron addiction

Covers ears & runs....

And of course there's a fat chick with a heart of gold...
I get hit on by gray haired grandma's
They all owe a crapload of $ on their credit cards...

<---Slits wrists, sinks into warm tub, vowing celibacy, humming "Suicide is painless..."
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whats wrong with pron addictions?!???! strippers pron and escorts = good stuff 😛
 
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: Pliablemoose
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: Pliablemoose
Originally posted by: KK
Just get your self a bassett hound. It'll be cheaper and more rewarding.
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Already in trouble with ASPCA for an alleged indecency with a German Shepard...

She wanted it too:|
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WHAT?!? :shocked:
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you need to splain... i read: beastiality
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i think he's being sarcastic...i hope anyway :Q
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Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: Pliablemoose
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: Pliablemoose
Originally posted by: KK
Just get your self a bassett hound. It'll be cheaper and more rewarding.
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Already in trouble with ASPCA for an alleged indecency with a German Shepard...

She wanted it too:|
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WHAT?!? :shocked:
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you need to splain... i read: beastiality
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Hey, with that tight spiked collar, she was just asking for it.... Dammed conservative judge🙁
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Originally posted by: Pliablemoose
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: Pliablemoose
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: Pliablemoose
Originally posted by: KK
Just get your self a bassett hound. It'll be cheaper and more rewarding.
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Already in trouble with ASPCA for an alleged indecency with a German Shepard...

She wanted it too:|
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WHAT?!? :shocked:
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you need to splain... i read: beastiality
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Hey, with that tight spiked collar, she was just asking for it.... Dammed conservative judge🙁
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moose + dog :Q
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Originally posted by: quakefiend420
Originally posted by: Pliablemoose
Originally posted by: eakers
dude, your marriage just broke up. take some time to greive it and work on making yourself a better person before you go rushing into another relationship.
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I did just get my estranged wife a set of tires this morning, does that help my karma?

Of course I think I just lost said karma by letting someone take a hit for me at work😱
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you bought her some tires?

fvck that...my ex could buy her own damn tires :|
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I just found her a good deal, she's paying me back...

Got her a set of these & they pricematched the online price🙂

Faulken Ziex ZE-512
 
Originally posted by: Pliablemoose
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: Pliablemoose
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: Pliablemoose
Originally posted by: KK
Just get your self a bassett hound. It'll be cheaper and more rewarding.
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Already in trouble with ASPCA for an alleged indecency with a German Shepard...

She wanted it too:|
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WHAT?!? :shocked:
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you need to splain... i read: beastiality
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Hey, with that tight spiked collar, she was just asking for it.... Dammed conservative judge🙁
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*must get thoughts out of head*
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Originally posted by: eakers
ummmmm i just meant for your own mental health rather than your karma. you seem like a good guy that has been through a lot of crap with women is all.
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Thanks for the kind words, if I was a chick, I'd have been labeled a slut when single...
 
And as a 2 time loser yourself, saddled with a kid, you're some sort of uber prize?

Honey, you need to check your attiude cause you're just another retread like all the rest of the divorced folks.
 
Originally posted by: vshah
Originally posted by: moshquerade

*must get thoughts out of head*
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perhaps it's all a metaphor?
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Nope, Queenie & I have something real & beautiful, damn all of you for judging us....

Originally posted by: Geekbabe
And as a 2 time loser yourself, saddled with a kid, you're some sort of uber prize?

Honey, you need to check your attiude cause you're just another retread like all the rest of the divorced folks.
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Just covering the tears with a joke/rant GB, don't mean to offend...

PSA: I'll stay celibate rather than put daughter through another "mom" I can do 3 years standing on my head...
 
Originally posted by: Pliablemoose
Wow, so I connect & IM a few women, so far:

1 lost her kids to CPS 6 months ago
1 is divorcing & her ex threw her down a flight of stairs 8 months ago
1 is emotionally crippled by an ex with an internet pron addiction

Covers ears & runs....

And of course there's a fat chick with a heart of gold...
I get hit on by gray haired grandma's
They all owe a crapload of $ on their credit cards...

<---Slits wrists, sinks into warm tub, vowing celibacy, humming "Suicide is painless..."
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Well, I hope things get better for you, but props on the suicide is painless reference...good 'ol mash theme song, or manic street preachers cover.
 
Originally posted by: Pliablemoose
Originally posted by: KK
Just get your self a bassett hound. It'll be cheaper and more rewarding.
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Already in trouble with ASPCA for an alleged indecency with a German Shepard...

She wanted it too:|
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I think you took this a bit toooo far. 😉
 
Originally posted by: Skoorb
I would say stay away from the person who lost her kid; she's likely a basket case.

Stay away from the sort of person that stays in an abusive relationship; her self-esteem sucks and she's probably a clingy whiny bitch.

Stay away from somebody who's so fragile that her husband's porn problem caused a divorce (unless it's really bad, which is her fault for not putting out).

Keep looking 🙂
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Please, listen to Skoorb. He does have a degree in Psychology.

 
I agree totally. I have met a few that are actually pretty good looking, and have even went out to lunch with a few. Made out with one that was really hot and she just fell off the face of the earth after our 2 outing??? Things were going great too and when I ask her about it, I get the run around. I am totally ok with a girl not digging me, but at least be honest with me and not drag me along for nothing.
 
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