Online personals rant... & Home Improvement thread with tile:) pics

[Pliablemoose]

Wow, so I connect & IM a few women, so far:

1 lost her kids to CPS 6 months ago & owns 8 giant snakes & police interceptor Mustang-has job
1 is divorcing & her ex threw her down a flight of stairs 8 months ago-young & cute-has job
1 is emotionally crippled by an ex with an internet pron addiction-doctoral candidate-no job

Covers ears & runs....

And of course there's a fat chick with a heart of gold...
I get hit on by gray haired grandma's-retired
They all owe a crapload of $ on their credit cards... Sigh...

<---Slits wrists, sinks into warm tub, vowing celibacy, humming "Suicide is painless..."

 

[moshquerade]

everybody has issues. some just more than others.

 

[eakers]

dude, your marriage just broke up. take some time to greive it and work on making yourself a better person before you go rushing into another relationship.

 

[Frew]

You could IM me big boy!

 

[Pliablemoose]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
everybody has issues. some just more than others.

And you, you just blocked my PM's from the constant hitting on you I've done

 

[PingSpike]

Originally posted by: eakers
dude, your marriage just broke up. take some time to greive it and work on making yourself a better person before you go rushing into another relationship.

Thats what women do. Men was to get their fvck on immediately.

Edit: Actually, it doesn't really matter what just happened to them...they still want to get fvcked immediately.

 

[StageLeft]

I would say stay away from the person who lost her kid; she's likely a basket case.

Stay away from the sort of person that stays in an abusive relationship; her self-esteem sucks and she's probably a clingy whiny bitch.

Stay away from somebody who's so fragile that her husband's porn problem caused a divorce (unless it's really bad, which is her fault for not putting out).

Keep looking

 

[StageLeft]

Originally posted by: PingSpike

Originally posted by: eakers
dude, your marriage just broke up. take some time to greive it and work on making yourself a better person before you go rushing into another relationship.

Thats what women do. Men was to get their fvck on immediately.

Edit: Actually, it doesn't really matter what just happened to them...they still want to get fvcked immediately.

Exactly. Women need to heal, not men

 

[vshah]

Originally posted by: PingSpike

Originally posted by: eakers
dude, your marriage just broke up. take some time to greive it and work on making yourself a better person before you go rushing into another relationship.

Thats what women do. Men was to get their fvck on immediately.

Edit: Actually, it doesn't really matter what just happened to them...they still want to get fvcked immediately.

speak for yourself. i like to brood for a while after a relationship ends.

in fact, i'm brooding right now.



IF i were you, i think i would want to not focus on relationships for a while. of course, im 19 and have never been married and i don't know your situation, but it seems like a good, safe route to take for the time being.

 

[Pliablemoose]

Originally posted by: eakers
dude, your marriage just broke up. take some time to greive it and work on making yourself a better person before you go rushing into another relationship.

I did just get my estranged wife a set of tires this morning, does that help my karma?

Of course I think I just lost said karma by letting someone take a hit for me at work

 

[CRXican]

Why the hell do you think they're trying to meet people ONLINE? They can't function normaly for whatever reason in "real life"

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Pliablemoose

Originally posted by: moshquerade
everybody has issues. some just more than others.

And you, you just blocked my PM's from the constant hitting on you I've done

huh? wha?

we can block PMs here? dayyyum

 

[eakers]

Originally posted by: Pliablemoose

Originally posted by: eakers
dude, your marriage just broke up. take some time to greive it and work on making yourself a better person before you go rushing into another relationship.

I did just get my estranged wife a set of tires this morning, does that help my karma?

Of course I think I just lost said karma by letting someone take a hit for me at work

ummmmm i just meant for your own mental health rather than your karma. you seem like a good guy that has been through a lot of crap with women is all.

 

[daveymark]

i say take the fat chick with the heart of gold.

 

[Pliablemoose]

Originally posted by: vshah

Originally posted by: PingSpike

Originally posted by: eakers
dude, your marriage just broke up. take some time to greive it and work on making yourself a better person before you go rushing into another relationship.

Thats what women do. Men was to get their fvck on immediately.

Edit: Actually, it doesn't really matter what just happened to them...they still want to get fvcked immediately.

speak for yourself. i like to brood for a while after a relationship ends.

in fact, i'm brooding right now.

Need any ammo? Or a dirty deed done?

 

[PingSpike]

How long did it take you to find this out?

Usually they "forget to mention" their bastard kids for a few weeks at least. And the fat girls give you suspicious headshots where you can't tell anything. Or they say "I'm average weight". Average weight is like 165pounds in chub town USA.

 

[KK]

Just get your self a bassett hound. It'll be cheaper and more rewarding.

 

[Pliablemoose]

Originally posted by: daveymark
i say take the fat chick with the heart of gold.

She's fat, but she scuba dives

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Skoorb

Originally posted by: PingSpike

Originally posted by: eakers
dude, your marriage just broke up. take some time to greive it and work on making yourself a better person before you go rushing into another relationship.

Thats what women do. Men was to get their fvck on immediately.

Edit: Actually, it doesn't really matter what just happened to them...they still want to get fvcked immediately.

Exactly. Women need to heal, not men

ummm.... no...

nothing helps me get over him like some fresh meat fast.

 

[StageLeft]

Originally posted by: CRXican
Why the hell do you think they're trying to meet people ONLINE? They can't function normaly for whatever reason in "real life"

That's a fallacy.

 

[Pliablemoose]

Originally posted by: KK
Just get your self a bassett hound. It'll be cheaper and more rewarding.

Already in trouble with ASPCA for an alleged indecency with a German Shepard...

She wanted it too:|

 

[vshah]

Originally posted by: Pliablemoose

Originally posted by: vshah

Originally posted by: PingSpike

Originally posted by: eakers
dude, your marriage just broke up. take some time to greive it and work on making yourself a better person before you go rushing into another relationship.

Thats what women do. Men was to get their fvck on immediately.

Edit: Actually, it doesn't really matter what just happened to them...they still want to get fvcked immediately.

speak for yourself. i like to brood for a while after a relationship ends.

in fact, i'm brooding right now.

Need any ammo? Or a dirty deed done?

thanks for the offer but for me brooding just = forcing myself to stop thinking about her. takes anywhere from 1 to 5 months...

 

[StageLeft]

Originally posted by: PingSpike
How long did it take you to find this out?

Usually they "forget to mention" their bastard kids for a few weeks at least. And the fat girls give you suspicious headshots where you can't tell anything. Or they say "I'm average weight". Average weight is like 165pounds in chub town USA.

And don't forget that "curvy" means fatter than a walrus. "Athletic" means "I have large calves and thighs from carrying around 250 lbs".

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Pliablemoose

Originally posted by: KK
Just get your self a bassett hound. It'll be cheaper and more rewarding.

Already in trouble with ASPCA for an alleged indecency with a German Shepard...

She wanted it too:|

WHAT?!? :shocked:

 

[Baked]

Yup, more proof women flock to assholes like moth to flames.