OnKnees4Jesus: Exorcism On Gay Demon

[SheHateMe]

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Reverend Bob Larson is the self-proclaimed "world's foremost expert on cults, the occult and supernatural phenomena." He has appeared on Oprah, Larry King Live, CNN's Anderson Cooper and beginning October 31, he'll have his own reality show on Lifetime which will document the work he's most famous for: exorcisms.

Larson claims that he has performed over 15,000 exorcisms and has written numerous books, like "Larson’s Book of Spiritual Warfare," which is "an encyclopedic reference about demons, the devil, and deliverance," and "Demon Proofing Prayers."

A clip of Larson's alleged exorcist handiwork (above) is now going viral. But this is no garden-variety demon purging. Oh, no! In this particular video, which was uploaded to YouTube on November 26, 2011 by a user named EpicGodMan, Larson supposedly comes face to face with a gay demon.

While presiding over a grunting, moaning, yet otherwise normal looking middle-age man, Larson commands, "I loose him from the curse of homosexuality…" and informs the audience of onlookers, "The worst thing in the world for a filthy stinking sex demon to say is 'the holy spirit' -- they hate it."

After the man is "freed" of the demon, the video cuts to Larson addressing the camera and stating, "I pray in the name of Jesus for those who may be battling sexual feelings of lust and pornography and lesbianism and homosexuality… Amen." Viewers are then encouraged to call in and order a $59 three-video set to help them break "the six strongholds of Satan."

This video made my day. I was bored at work, now I can't stop giggling.

 

[zsdersw]

"On Knees for Jesus".. hmm, I didn't know Jesus wanted blowjobs.

 

[K1052]

"On Knees for Jesus".. hmm, I didn't know Jesus wanted blowjobs.

Its covered under the "good will toward men" subsection.

 

[zsdersw]

Its covered under the "good will toward men" subsection.

Well then.. good thing I don't believe in Jesus, cuz I've never been a fan of blowjobs.

 

[SheHateMe]

Well then.. good thing I don't believe in Jesus, cuz I've never been a fan of blowjobs.

Oh, so you just stick strictly to Anilingus :awe:

 

[Steeplerot]

"On Knees for Jesus".. hmm, I didn't know Jesus wanted blowjobs.

The virgin+angel pr0n rape sex thing that Christianity is founded on creeps me out, so I wont even go there.

 

[SheHateMe]

lol thats terrible.

 

[rudder]

If the guy is against lesbianism... he is obviously gay.

 

[Steeplerot]

cuz I've never been a fan of blowjobs.

Remind me to never to visit where you live. Maybe the ladies can give you all some pointers? That must suck. ()

 

[Steeplerot]

If the guy is against lesbianism... he is obviously gay.

This pretty much goes for the 'phobes of all stripes.

The more homophobic socially conservative someone is in public defines how nasty and rough they like it.

This is why there are so many log cabin republicans. The GOP is a MEAT MARKET!

(ask anyone gay in politics to confirm this, its hilarious!)

 

[lotus503]

some mention blowjobs?

 

[hal2kilo]

Remind me to never to visit where you live. Maybe the ladies can give you all some pointers? That must suck. ()

I was thinking something along the same lines.:\

 

[Perknose]

cuz I've never been a fan of blowjobs.

You've been doing it wrong. You're supposed to receive them.

 

[werepossum]

some mention blowjobs?

LMAO!

 

[Lanyap]

So they finally found the cause of the gay - Demons.

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