One Year Ago . . .

[CaptnKirk]

The Trauma Continues

A great number of children who witnessed the tragedy are still plagued by nightmares of sun-shapes that recall Jackson's nipple ring. Of the infants who saw the breast, 76 percent are unwilling to breast feed or use a bottle, forcing their parents to nourish them intravenously.

 

[Cristatus]

LOL

 

[BigJ]

Bahahahahahah.

::gasps for air::

Bahahahahaha.

Fcvk TheOnion.

 

[FoBoT]

onions are like ogers, they have layers

 

[joecool]

the horror .... the horror ...

 

[blackdogdeek]

oh dear god, i :heart: the onion

 

[skace]

TheOnion owns

 

[MisfitsFiend]

"Mommy has dirty chest bumps," said a 5-year-old boy quoted in one of the thousands of case studies compiled by the FCC. "She's like the bad lady on TV. I'm afraid Mommy will take off her shirt and scare everyone. I hate Mommy."

Girls were traumatized as well, often expressing apprehensions about sexual development. According to Wasserbaum, one 8-year-old girl told her parents that she didn't "want to get evil breasts."

HA HA HA!!

 

[Tremulant]

"Mommy has dirty chest bumps," said a 5-year-old boy quoted in one of the thousands of case studies compiled by the FCC. "She's like the bad lady on TV. I'm afraid Mommy will take off her shirt and scare everyone. I hate Mommy."

ahahahaha

 

[SWScorch]

"Wasserbaum added that children who saw the televised breast in Europe, Australia, and various other nations throughout the world were somehow unaffected by the sight."

LOL

 

[DurocShark]

Originally posted by: BigJ
Bahahahahahah.

::gasps for air::

Bahahahahaha.

Fcvk TheOnion.

 

[ScoobMaster]

OMG!

Those "Drawings" are priceless!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Fausto]

THAT THING GAVE ME AN ERECTION LASTING MORE THAN FOUR HOURS.

 

[ScoobMaster]

Originally posted by: Fausto
THAT THING GAVE ME AN ERECTION LASTING MORE THAN FOUR HOURS.

Uh OH........

I am no expert, (nor did I stay at a Holiday Inn Express), but according to a certain drug commercial I saw.................

"Erections lastin more than 4 hours, while rare, require immediate medical attention"

I hope you made it to a hospital before you burst

 

[illusion88]

Originally posted by: skace
TheOnion owns

 

[Oger]

onions are like ogers, they have layers

Peel me.

 

[SynthDude2001]

Originally posted by: Oger

onions are like ogers, they have layers

Peel me.

I don't know whether to laugh, cry, or ask for pics.

 

[redly]

budweiser wardrobe malfunction commercial for those that haven't seen it

 

[FlyLice]

DlAF MJ

 

[IGBT]

..A great number of children who witnessed the tragedy are still plagued by nightmares of sun-shapes that recall Jackson's nipple ring. Of the infants who saw the breast, 76 percent are unwilling to breast feed or use a bottle, forcing their parents to nourish them intravenously...




..intravenously??...........muwhahah...